flabbergasted that cena’s pipebomb parody is being called an all-timer. least authentic thing to come out of the dude’s mouth in years. its important to hold fast to the things that bring you joy but that promo is just under jey tapping out gunther for my Stinker of the Year 2k25
that said, a genuinely surprising rumble win by an unproven quantity is way better than having one of the 6 perennial boring drew mcintyre options win again. I do like that the winner shocked me. opens up possibilities for wrestlers who actually exist to win in the future
haven’t watched yet but I think having jey win the rumble has crystallized my feeling that, while the bloodline storyline has created a wealth a good moments and has had a broadly positive effect on the industry, it is also possibly the most overrated storyline of all time
the company’s more profitable than ever and is enjoying actual pop culture capital for the first time in over two decades. I guess in that environment I would also love the smell of my farts enough to strap the rocket onto the guy whose entire gimmick is a 15 year old vine meme
it’s a good entrance, too! it’s like if you go to a restaurant and get free bread. tremendous! but once you finish that bread, the waiter returns and punches you in the base of the skull repeatedly until you’re unresponsive and 10 years later people tell you the service was good
nothing besides adam cole’s stable of featureless NPCs did more to kill NXT than this run. its the clear shift where NXT became an entrance factory. after seeing this, you’d have to watch roode work a plodding 24-minute main that ends up being the worst match of nakamura’s career
fuck trying to get goldust. biggest possible making-the-save-for-cody pop would be I COME FROM MONAAAAAY I COME FROM CLASS THESE LADIES LOVE ME FOR ALL MY CASH
where’s that tweet where someone was like “giving wwe a try tonight. tuned in and immediately saw a guy named ‘main event’ jey uso come out for the opening tag team match, his music declaring that he was all by himself now”
I like chad but trying to get a Yes Movement thing going against sami zayn is a certified Rocks Between Your Ears moment. what are you talking about. you’re mad about sami having a title match against walter at mania? which will clearly be MOTN? what are you talking about
every time i listen to a new wrestling podcast they say some shit like "i want to watch this drew mcintyre program" or "i hope to see drew mcintyre feud with [hot, entertaining act]" or "drew mcintyre is good" and we have to shut podcasts down until we figure out what is going on