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[quetzal_rainbow @quetzal_rainbow]

Thank you demonic skull of wisdom

[Ben (no treats) @andersonbcdefg]

me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory.

[Cyan Pepper @octonono89]

I swear I am learning about another sick as hell Gen Z rock band every week. There's something real happening here. People crave raw, human made music and I think by 2030 we're gonna see another big rock/grunge wave hit so hard it turns the current music landscape into a crater.

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

me: i like how the tech world will take something that’s fairly simple & straightforward & turn it into a rube goodberg machine with toll booths, i.d. checkpoints & commercials & tell everyone that life is better this way.
a.i. security robot: how did you get out of your sector?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.

[Benny 'The Pole' Rollins @citizenkawala]

"Explain it to me like I'm 5"

Listen up, you little fuck.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[Boomshankah @boomshankah]

@LilTwinkie7 @StevenWallaby Probably Shy People https://t.co/mscOA9doiU

[Van Ike @vanikehuman]

The Shyp of Thysyus

[fredesque @FredTaming]

a stormtrooper's favorite store is the one next to target

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

the podcaster wants to be a comedian, the comedians want to be musicians and athletes, and those guys wanna be entrepreneurs, and the entrepreneurs wanna be public intellectuals, and the public intellectuals wanna be heads of state, and the heads of state want to be podcasters

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If the AI robots want to use my body as a battery and plug my consciousness into a simulation of the late 90s they absolutely 100% have my permission

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

at least Marie Antoinette suggested cake

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[fredesque @FredTaming]

@CountryChord

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Big news tomorrow afternoon

Can’t say anything else

But tell your friends