boonesmith

The tallest person living at my house... by two and a half inches.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

For the last month, the @DollarGeneral by my house has a broken door that you must open and close yourself. It has a diaper taped to the door so you can grab it. Merry Christmas! I hope they fix your door this year.

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

There is a major, worldwide computer outage. It’s been caused by a software update, apparently.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

It is with great sadness that we announce that San Francisco Giants Legend and Hall of Famer Willie Mays passed away peacefully this afternoon at the age of 93.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

What she said.

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

YouTube users by country (in million):

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UK 🇬🇧 - 57.6
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France 🇫🇷 - 52.6
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[The Last of Us @TheLastofUsHBO]

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[Taco Bell @tacobell]

It’s always "bring back ___" never "how are you?"

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's very possible that you can go vote right now and, if you can, just go do it. Like, today. Just type in "early voting" and the name of your state in Google and then go do it.

What the hell else are you going to do right now? Look at /tweets/?

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

@SchmoedownSaul @NewRockstars That Kingpin set was also on Gossip Girl. Will they be brought into the MCU also?

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

Well, there was a fight, kind of. The bald arrow-kid lit up and started glowing. Is he the one they were waiting for? I guess we had to wait one and a half episodes into the series to find out “yes”. 😐 S1:E2 #FirstLastAirbender

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

Where did they get wood for a boat to rescue the bald, arrow-kid? There are no trees within 500 miles of Antarctica. Also, are the fire people bad guys? Why must there be bad guys? S1:E2 #FirstLastAirbender

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

Does the bald, arrow kid not need to wear a coat, or dress for living in Antarctica? Also, there is a tribe of people living in Antarctica? What do they eat? Where is there to go? S1:E2 #FirstLastAirbender

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

Watching Season 1, Episode 2 of Avatar: The Last Airbender for the first time. So far I’m not impressed, and definitely not hooked. #FirstLastAirbender

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

The animals on Avatar: The Last Airbender all seem to have superfluous body parts. 6 wings on penguins, extra feet on buffalo, and stuff like that. I think Klingons would appreciate this world. #FirstLastAirbender S1:E1

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

Do you remember that show, Tailspin, from Disney about 30 years ago? That airbender kid is flying on the same thing as the kid on that show. #FirstLastAirbender S1, E1

[boonesmith @boonesmith]

This eggheaded kid has a blue arrow pointing at his nose. I see where the arrow ends, but where does it start? His neck? His back? #FirstLastAirbender