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Just a Jolly Good Fellow

[Encee @booomdaddy]

May our input not be greater than our output;as we sow tirelessly may we reap plentifully.
#HappyNewWeek #MondayMotivaton

[🕊️ @neycentral]

This was genuinely ridiculous 😭

[𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 @GoodnessUC00]

Wait… did that just happen?😱

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

Lovely storyline, will drop a review tonight

[@donzuley @Don_zuley]

She asked for her own hand in marriage 🎬🍿🔥

[Boys Being Boys @boysbelnboys]

12 years later everyone still recognized him

[Ryan @Desire_utd]

“Ronaldo stole benzema shine”

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my entire day finding companies abroad that are actively hiring remotely. I found a few companies all hiring remote workers and compiled them into one sheet.

Roles cover social media, graphic design, content writing, video editing, virtual assistance, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond.

Mode of application has been added, so all you have to do is send your CV & portfolio where necessary.

https://t.co/vDQmYEGcW5

[irene🌻 @Strictlyirene]

She’s trying her hardest to stay mad the whole drive… one silly move from him and it all crumbles

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

This guy out there casually predicting every game right wtf 😭😭😭😭

[Ethically @boyalonefy]

The person inside that panda>>>>>🥹

[Dirmax✨🌍 @JustDirmax]

I’ve so many questions tho 🤔

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

This is CV can’t get you a job except you know the CEO

rather use this prompt since you can’t pay:

"I am an English Language graduate from Olabisi Onabanjo University (2nd
Class Lower, 2020-2024) based in Lagos, Nigeria. I have no formal work experience yet but I have [list anything: NYSC, volunteer work, church/student roles, freelance writing, etc.]. I'm targeting roles in banking, immigration, or corporate communications. Please rewrite my CV to be ATS-friendly, results-focused, and one page. Make my personal statement punchy and specific, quantify achievements where possible, replace filler skills with grouped technical and soft skills, and remove the suitability section. Keep the formatting clean and professional."

[Kiemute @FreshDeltaBwoy]

For those who don't know the penalty when you break any of the FRSC law.

https://t.co/3d4zDYzShA

[Khushi Agarwal @Aicoder786]

INSTEAD OF WATCHING NETFLIX TONIGHT. Spend 2 hour with this. Claude AI FULL COURSE that teaches you how to BUILD and AUTOMATE anything. The people who watch this tonight will wake up tomorrow with a new skill. Watch it and Bookmark it now.

[The King of Trolls @StHonorable]

They thought they're removing demons from the old. He allowed them to do whatever they like on him only to payback by removing the greatest demon in one of them.

Sweet revenge. 😂

[Ghost 👨🏽‍💻🇨🇦 @Madridghost1]

These 12 sites do not filter location.
They hire Africans. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇬

They pay in dollars. They are open right now.🇿🇦🇬🇭

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

This popular roadside pastor recently went out with the lady who is always making videos with him, baba no gree for her at all, says she no gree repent😭😂🤣

[spirit (-e/acc) @ciphertoone]

Solar owners in Nigeria, let me tell you something nobody is talking about.

You spent ₦3M–₦8M on panels, inverter, battery. You're generating 15–20kWh a day. Your house uses maybe 8–10kWh. The rest? It sits in your battery until it's full. Then your charge controller just… stops. Your panels are literally cooking in Lagos sun producing power that goes NOWHERE.

Meanwhile, the neighbor next door is spending ₦5,000/day on fuel. The tenant upstairs is rationing between charging her phone and running a fan. The shop across the street closes shop by 4pm because they don’t have gen.

You have surplus power. They have unmet demand. There's a 10-metre cable between you. But there's no system to meter it, bill for it, or make it safe.

That's what @tspowergrid is.

We built the missing layer- a smart metering hub that sits between your solar system and your neighbors. It tracks every kilowatt-hour. Neighbors top up via WhatsApp/Telegram. You set your own price. ₦150/kWh, ₦200/kWh- whatever makes sense for your street. Earnings hit your dashboard in real time.

Here's the full picture:

THE HOST (you): You own the solar system. You install our Gateway Hub. You become a micro-utility. You earn ₦80K–₦150K/month from 3–5 neighbors.

THE NEIGHBOR: They get cheaper power than petrol gen (₦200/kWh vs ₦330+/kWh for fuel). No capital outlay. No generator maintenance. No noise. No fumes. They just tap and pay.

THE HUB: Our hardware smart meters at each connection point. It measures generation, consumption, battery state, and billing. All data flows live to our cloud platform.

THE PLATFORM: Real-time dashboard. Earnings tracking. Neighbor management. Wallet top-ups. Withdraw to bank. This is the actual business. We're not a solar company. We're a platform company. Solar is just how hosts get onboarded.

THE BILLING: Prepaid wallet system. Neighbor loads ₦2,000 via WhatsApp. Meter deducts as they consume. When wallet hits zero, power pauses. No arguments. No "I'll pay you later." No awkward conversations.

Now let me address the FEAR:

NEMSA just released new guidelines because fire incidents from solar installations are INCREASING across Nigeria. Battery explosions. Inverter overheating. Bad wiring. Mixing old and new batteries. No BMS on lithium setups. Kano's Singer Market burned twice in two weeks- solar battery explosion suspected. ₦5 BILLION in damage.

This happens when there's no monitoring. No management system. No one watching the data.
Our hub monitors your system 24/7. Battery temp. Charge cycles. Load distribution. Fault alerts go straight to your phone via the web app. This is what "managed solar" means. Not just install and pray.

THE BUSINESS MODEL:

If you don't have solar → Full Stack package. ₦6M, 5kW system, 3-month installment. Panels, inverter, lithium battery, gateway hub, meters for 3 neighbors, installation, 12-month warranty.

If you already have solar → Upgrade Kit. ₦800K+. We add the metering layer, connect your neighbors, and you start earning in days.

We take a 5% platform fee on transactions. That's it. You keep 95% of what your neighbors pay.

IBPM installers, solar companies, estate managers- we're not competing with you. We're giving your customers a reason to say yes faster. "This system pays for itself" is the most powerful sales line in solar. We make it true.

This is not a concept. The platform is live. Data loop is working. First Lagos pilot is being installed.

Be your own Power Grid.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Before you pay for any phone, take 5 minutes and check this. Get the IMEI, then verify it online to confirm it’s not blacklisted or stolen.

That small check can save you from a big problem later.

[Forgettable Beth @ForgettableBeth]

sorry to disturb your scrolling, kindly asking for retweets because my moms life depends on it.