Ashlee Cook

wife (2015) mama (2017)

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

@_paigecraig It’s a good thing they’re cute.

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

@_paigecraig I’m bald and it’s been a year 🤷🏻‍♀️

[gibby @gabella__]

this man is describing what his past wife looks like to a sketch artist and i have never cried so much in my life :,(

[KRod @KardiRodriguez]

Marry a man who remembers to air dry your lululemon leggings

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

What if these shootings are government inside jobs to push the anti gun agenda? #conspiracy

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

@mamasalute I’d marry him again

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

I married the best human.

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

Goes to target for tampons and a clipboard, forgets tampons and a clipboard. Don’t worry though, I bought trash bags for when we move into our house next week.

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

Oh, you don’t sing the Grease soundtrack in the car with your husband too? That sucks.

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

@_paigecraig Tattoo shop! They are more sterile and there’s less trauma to the tissue

[Ashlee Cook @boopieisms]

If you know, you know.

[Kim @mamasalute]

Hey @garthbrooks! I vote for @temecularoad to #Open4Garth

[𝕛 𝕠 𝕣 𝕕 𝕒 𝕟 ॐ @jcolllis]

boss: you failed your drug test

me: there were poppyseeds on my bagel

boss: so what about the weed and amphetamines

me:

boss:

me: it was an everything bagel