Rupert Krueger

just the troll under your local bridge

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@Timmy_Hass @NickTurturro5 same my guy

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@NYSLabor So like, am I ever going to get someone on the phone or...

[Claire @patron_sainte]

Sometimes when I'm sad about D*nald Tr*mp being president, I think "at least Blue Star Cab Company isn't president"

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"not to be like 'everthing is moving slower' but like th e earth is not rotating as fast as it once was" - Claire St. Marie

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Me watching this gamma delta apple pie shit go down

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@katya_zamo @livdeido

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give me fucking life #JackWhiteLive

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@talia_fw Ur engaged??

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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a “Friendly Reminder” delivered in a friendly fashion

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Things than can be very very lonely: living at home in college.

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The Stage matinee and all SU classes are cancelled and yet my 10am work study job in the same building
Is
Not
Cancelled

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[doctor looking at my xrays]

doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of

me: what

doctor: skeletons

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Things that make me feel loved: coming home at 11:20 after tech to find my dog waiting for me at the door to come home, and after greeting me curling up and falling asleep. That’s love right there.

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Fuck. https://t.co/JomIZ9CS5k

[JAY Q 💯 @jasonlxndr]

local white girls after they watch one episode of Drag Race

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

hi @snapchat the new pupdate makes it incredibly difficult for people to find our good dogs and everyone is quite pupset

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Things I would happily give my kidneys for: just another 15 minutes of sleep please god I’m so tired

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I know I say this a lot but like FUCK I’m thankful for Bob Dylan

[Dillon 🐾 @StealthDillon]

Peep his shirt. He made it.