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Don't look at my Twitter I'm embarrassed

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One manifestation of my quarantine apathy is that I’ve just accepted a symbiotic relationship with this spider. He’s safe in my house and I live in perpetual fear of him. Wait what does symbiotic mean?

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@tedcruz It did not work. That theory is debunked. The good guys let little girls get SHOT IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING PSYCHO.

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Hard to believe the Ritz Carlton is made out of Ritz crackers

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#prupics @Prudential

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@KarenKilgariff I'm late to the party- has anyone mentioned "Ballie Ballerson" the ball pit bar in London featuring a ball cleaning device called "Gobble Muffin"? Sorry, I feel like reading those words might make you mad.
https://t.co/4MmG9BMPWj

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I have been feeling shitty nebulous guilt about seriously considering Botox all week for no reason. Deep dive just absolved me. Fuck it all! #amen #thedeepdive @MsJuneDiane @Jessica_StClair

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Working from home is tough because every 30 minutes my dog begs for my attention like it’s an emergency, but the emergency is just that he wants to sit on the couch together.

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@pittsed_off Gator golf

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Whenever I eat something hot that my dog can’t have I say “too spicy for a little dog” and I just realized the serious trunchbull energy I’m giving off @MaraWilson

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@Playerinthgame @rachel Gonna knock into that weird counter corner and spill something....everyday? Every other day?

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@C0INCELPR0 The incredible irony of someone posting a video on TIKTOK of all platforms thinking the government needs a chip in their body to track them....

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I know the woman in the Burger King commercial is an actress cause she calls them “Whopper sandwiches”...da fuq?

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@RandallOtisTV Undoubtedly Higher and Higher from wet hot https://t.co/o85gXtIdzy

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Wait - other people see their families on thanksgiving?

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@discpix Sorry but no :( try dating a virus 💞💖

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@moby_dickhead “Or Italian” ????

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@SirLeigh Scr00ged

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@jacobdharen 1% ass cat

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@AlisonLeiby I found seventeen of them in a drawer the other day. I never once recall putting a single hair tie in that drawer and felt inherently opposed to doing so. Stared at my dog a long time but no answers.

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@rachel Dear god it’s a bloodbath