Reese

top 5% rocket league

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

‘WE BOUGHT A ZOO’ has officially become the highest grossing movie of all time at $3.1 billion.

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Easy.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

There's an old saying where i grew up. "Never share our sayings with outsiders or you will be banished"

[Chad MacMaster ♞ @_todayinthelife]

water is the oldest beverage but doesn't really have a cool nickname somehow. No one is ever like "sure could use a cuppa that clear"

huge oversight imo

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Reese @boostneeder]

An ounce of prevention is worth two in the bush

[Cletus @__cletus___]

A million times a trillion

[Reese @boostneeder]

Aliens be like bro you have to meet my cousin Schmorp

[Reese @boostneeder]

Woodrow Wilson when Metalcolumn Wontdaughter walks into the room 🤯

[ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ @need_da_cash]

you can put objects anywhere

[Reese @boostneeder]

A piece of garlic bread at the right time can change your life

[Mr Overprayed @MrOverprayed]

Being drunk is a choice

Just had around 17 shots

Everyone else stumbling and mumbling

I am laser sharp

I don't allow drunkenness in my body

Ever.

Self-control by the power of the Holy Spirit

I will be up at 4 AM.

May no demons have dominion over my body

Spirit > flesh