milly🥒

i shall call you Tesco

[xtian @AOWTOUDOUZAT]

Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now

[Tom @Tommyk62]

Never know do ye

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge

[Jon Stone @joncstone]

it's all kicking off at once this weekend: easter, an April fools' bank holiday, clocks changing... feels like a season finale

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

If fox hunting was done by teenagers from council estates on bikes and had dogs to chase the foxes, it would be banned.

However fox hunting is done by rich people in posh suits on horses so the Tories won’t ban it.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

no wonder why god made them as tiny as possible

[milly🥒 @booth_milly]

Tony bellew BLESS my screen

[Richard Williams @rjwilliams88]

3 men in the final. It’s the bloody pastry-archy #GBBO

[amber heard archive  🇵🇸 @heardsstan]

famous men who did horrible things that most people ignore,

a thread;

[euan @_euanmillar]

Underrated part is when he’s explaining what his quote means he just repeats it

[Sitcoms Addiction @friendsadiciton]

“The One Where We All Lost A Friend” 💔

[Zak 🇪🇸 @ZG1999_]

Excel Bully

[Lee-ish @rednuoPdnuorG]

“Tell me when to stop with the gravy”

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Saku can never go home no matter how shit her bakes are #GBBO #bakeoff

[tell that mick he just made my lyss @lysstory]

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

[chin 🏕️ @wtfisaglizzy]

“don’t call me names cuz i will come on smoke” #LoveIsland

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Me trying to find the bathroom switch in the middle of the night.. 😂

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Why is this so true? 😭