tony

if you think it, it’s yours

[tony @bootybotherer]

DEFTONES SAVED MY LIFEEE

[tony @bootybotherer]

guess who all my hinge matches have been

[tony @bootybotherer]

s/o to redheads u da goats

[🇵🇸 @med7ic]

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

[tony @bootybotherer]

i fucked up and kiss the chin

[sushi⁷ @sunsetwalkwithu]

you're either a lower lip kisser or an upper lip kisser and it's very important you sync in that sense with your partner....that's the real compatibility test

[tony @bootybotherer]

.@loatheasone you will have to re-tour australia again because i won’t be there 😭😭😭

[tony @bootybotherer]

unfortunately i do better late game🤦‍♂️ i got one more in me and then its exam time…

[tony @bootybotherer]

man

[tony @bootybotherer]

finally finished the count of monte cristo after 3 months

[tony @bootybotherer]

tb to when me, a person who barely read books and failed english in highschool, chose to read this…my ass had the audiobook and book in my hand so i could follow along 😭😭

[justina @justtjustinaa]

😭😭😭😭

[tony @bootybotherer]

im shooting blanks

[alexei @alexeixbt]

a man who waits for the perfect shot will die with a full mag

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

i Don't care if i get love bombed im just happy Someone was nice to me for a little while send tweet

[tony @bootybotherer]

nvm we’re so back

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

cigarettes

[tony @bootybotherer]

nvm we’re so back

[tony @bootybotherer]

tinder girl texted my number and then ghosted me when i asked her out

[tony @bootybotherer]

tinder girl texted my number and then ghosted me when i asked her out

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

you ever wear a fit so hard you start acting different

[tony @bootybotherer]

fixed a puncture and changed tyres today

[tony @bootybotherer]

she took 2 days to reply and i #folded

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched

[tony @bootybotherer]

real alcoholics starts talking chinese

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Real alcoholics write messaged that look like this.

[tony @bootybotherer]

if i have 2 daughters im naming them after my cats