Booty Giuliani

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[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@UCCavalier Come on dawg we can't be out here parading around trooned out Gypsy Rose Blanchard and a fat bitch. It's a bad look!

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

Men be like omg you listen to Elliot smith you are the one sentient female I've ever met that's crazyyyy then fall in love with an idealized version of you in their head manic pixie dream girl style

So happy my husband's incapable of caring about this type of thing

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@sirhanseranwrap Mix it with Greek yogurt and put it on absolutely everything

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@Leninbeliever @internet_xo Interesante. Maybe my theory is wrong. You do see this body type in most indigenous men tho

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@BrunettexFish people who eat mayonnaise with chunks of animal product in it should be taken out back and put down like the animals they are

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@RealDixonUranus What's ur job, quickly

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@gearzimodo @akhivae @BirthGauge On closer thought ur totally right and the Chinese had fewer children but were equally as awful so I just lumped them in without thinking. Collateral racism oops

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@gearzimodo @akhivae @BirthGauge My first instinctive thought was also "wow based" then I remembered how many rich and disgusting non-integrated Chinese, Indian, Iranian, etc clients I served in Vancouver and got sad again. 5M home, 4-5 kids, arguing over cents on a $150 invoice. "I pay cash, skip tax!"

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@vividvoid But I fucking love candy dawg

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@SlumRNA_Dog I think she looks great

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@prairieefairyy I need one of the looksmaxing freaks to describe why he's so attractive. Like what science is doing this, because we have to study it

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@joquji5n324il @CartoonsHateHer Give him another 30 years and a spray tan. Yeah

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@confirmedterfs @hollowearthterf Tough.

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@CarolWalshReal1 @CartoonsHateHer Ahahahah it'd be awesome! Would be very Kanye style to do so. Not enough musicians doing schizo shit these days

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@confirmedterfs @hollowearthterf Damn. Did she end up having kids?

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@CartoonsHateHer Like hellooo

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@CartoonsHateHer Lowkey this made me realize Trump looks just like Josh Homme

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@BugesToBuges As an athletic female I think you should kys. Not all of us have dainty fairy arms. :<

[Booty Giuliani @bootygiulianii]

@junker_jo This cafe I worked at had a chalkboard menu and there was a boutique chalkboard art company they contracted to update it. The chalk was basically paint, every time we needed a change they paid at least $120 to have it updated lol