rotty rocket benson

beans beans the magical fruit…

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Learning to ride electric bike

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Ned the NeeDoh’s big day out snow hiking!!!!!!!

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Who up Lui’n their Man Gione style rn

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Learning to ride electric bike

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@crush2shove Would have been the best mic drop if I nailed that shit

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Life lesson learned

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@crush2shove Did u go to the 10 year Wake tour w A Lot Like Birds???

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Topgolf

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Mullet incoming

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Let it be known publicly that I do dabble w the geetar from time to time

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“He can become a good guy with the right girl”

Nah fam

He don’t wanna be good

He doesn’t wanna go to target on Sundays to pick a new table runner

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Sitting at a table alone tonight eating pho and the table of 2 females in their twenties behind me are scheming up ways to turn bad boys into good guys

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Fart. Fart now. Do it right now. C’mon, u know u wanna.

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Moonrise in less than 48 hours and I have entered full on ADHD stress packing mode

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@burrataorbust Secured

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Ran 2.5 miles tonight. For the first time in years. In the dark.

Forgot my weed pen down by the river

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To clarify: I ran not for fun but bc I left my pen. I ran bc being in the dark alone in the woods is terrifying

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Why call it a multi-vitamin if ur only gonna recommend I take 1 per day???