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@VivekGaripalli

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@VivekGaripalli 😆

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@AlbertAlan Two dollars and twenty three cents

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Today: not even half the price.

How sad is it that the stock could DOUBLE today and it wouldn’t even be worth what our genius CFO paid to buyback shares a year ago? Great job Peter!

Stock would need 150% plus just to get back to where we were $clov

[Jdubbs @Jdubbs00627840]

One year ago in MARCH $CLOV bought back ~5M shares at $3.60

Not hype. Not dilution. Actual conviction

Today:
✔ Stronger margins
✔ Cleaner balance sheet
✔ Net GAAP income positive (Q1 2026)
The market priced it like it was broken.
It wasn’t. It was early

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@Impervious38 @AlbertAlan No of course not…nothing is bad news for $clov investors…losing 4 stars was not bad, down 60% YOY and 83% 5 years is not bad..nothing meaningful on CA for over 2 years is not bad. Everything is going according to plan!

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@Impervious38 @TheRealJZhao @CloverHealth @counterparthlth They keep saying how in line with CMS they are and they can’t even hold their star rating. Literally in court fighting the system they keep telling us they are in line with. Yeah okay. $clov

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@Impervious38 @TheRealJZhao @CloverHealth @counterparthlth Ha! Isn’t $clov supposed to be the solution to healthcare’s issues? Haven’t they said the flat rate is and tightening CMS is great for them and their model? If anyone believed it wouldn’t $clov be mooning while everything else is tanking?

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@Impervious38 It’s a $1 insurer and mentioning Amazon and clover in the same sentence makes you sound like you take drugs. $clov

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@kinginvestings $clov

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@Barry8615 @VivekGaripalli @andrewtoy apparently there’s only one way they can get people to buy this turd, and it’s by misleading investors $clov

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@VivekGaripalli @andrewtoy $clov

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@Badie912 @AlbertAlan

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@naturesky287 @CloverHealth @counterparthlth

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@Heffington4890 @CloverHealth @VivekGaripalli @andrewtoy I hope karma comes for him. As for us, we are fucked.

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@SwingTrade_Guy @TheRealJZhao @andrewtoy Are you really posting this about a company down 82% since going public? And after today they are no longer a billion dollar company…

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@counterparthlth Here’s a suggestion, stop sending your zombie of a CFO to these presentations. He speaks with 0 passion about the business and is a terrible look for the company overall.

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@Christo00648393 @GunShow_Trader Sell and never even think of this ticker again

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@SLSnell @andrewtoy He needs to either buy shares in his company or step down at this point. What a disaster.

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@andrewtoy buy shares in your company or step down. Or better yet just sell it to someone competent.

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