dumb broad

24 year old long-haired queer :&
I like making noises with me mouth

[dumb broad @boredbanshee]

coffee pot? wow didn't know he was cool like that.

[it's just me ⚢ @_blackloverboy_]

was thinking about using the term demisexual for myself but realized that I don't need a label to explain why I ain't fucking you

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed

[christina🐾 @ilovechewtoys]

me when my girlfriend touches me in my sleep

[Sammy @yurisoupjob]

I'm into chubby girls and leftists, I'm into stretch marx

[dumb broad @boredbanshee]

call me emily blunt the way I'm an autistic stoner

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter

[chance @chanceposts]

eating healthy the way her Whole is my Foods

[定 @de3dsoul]

Your 20s are the best years of your life.

Me in my 20s:

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[dumb broad @boredbanshee]

bust raw and eat her out. call that sprintin for da england clam chowda

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

tonight we let the fat bastard talk

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

i was born in the right generation. i love taco bell and vibrators

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

marriage is really just about finding someone to be silly and goofy with forever

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

[Jai-Zia Dax 🧘🏾‍♀️ @DreadedJai]

I‘ll get right on that

[dumb broad @boredbanshee]

da dick too big in doggy, at least now I'll never be sent to the pound 😔😔

[dumb broad @boredbanshee]

@SpeakerJohnson @POTUS erm how about... you smell 🤢