Raoul Duke

The Velvet Hammer

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

You microdose while you wifein hoes, i macrodose while im mackin hoes

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

The battle of the bush is being fought and won by t mackie

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

You can’t ask to become the bull, you gotta just be the bull

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

There’s a lot of lady carrying challenges

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

We’re gonna flip the pancake

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

@WKRN we can’t see the score or game clock of the NBA finals because of the thunderstorm warning ticker, please fix now

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Bring back moose fights #BBMF

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Foreign beef sneaking through the back door

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Lerne leiden ohne zu klagen

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Let em keep their title I wanna strip them of their fuckin health

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

What did you think tap water is? It’s a gay bomb

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Prepare to explain yourself to St. Peter

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

There’s no I in team but there is a U in cunt

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

SODTAOE

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Wake up and smell the necropolis

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Anyone who says they like geese is full of shit and could use some more hardship

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Stay in the pocket

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Ain’t nobody gonna dictate our freedom

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and moons

[Raoul Duke @borgasm89]

Fearlessly, the idiot faced the crowd, smiling