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Perpetually confused

[will @MagroneWill]

Feeling like it's 2009 and I'm walking out the store with a fresh pair of some neon green nike elite socks (yep, they're gonna come crawling at recess)

[Jake Montgomery @JakeMontgomery_]

“Dad why is my sister’s name Rose?
“Because your mother loves roses.”
“Thanks, dad.”
“No problem, Ogugua.”

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Shoutout to my parents and in-laws who may some day be the first white people with a grandchild named "Ogugua"

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Probably going to name my firstborn Ogugua

[. @J0nesToChina]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. @JaxsonDart... Happy 23rd Birthday. Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you throw the ball and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face.

Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jaxson Dart 🥰

[will @MagroneWill]

One thing about me is if I have two beers I’m gonna have eight (at least)

[Jack Settleman @jacksettleman]

The Jets and Giants are a social experiment to see how much pain humans can handle

[will @MagroneWill]

Oh so how do you get everyone to leave the bar at last call?

Turn off the music, turn up the lights, and turn on Harry Potter Sorcerer’s Stone and blast it on the TV.

Yup, works like a charm.

[betty @strawbetty_]

instead of calling in sick to work you should be allowed to call in evil. I’m still coming in but I’ll be evil

[will @MagroneWill]

Apple’s design & manufacturing team really took Padme’s hair and made the AirPod Maxes

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Cooper DeJean at 22: just got a pick 6 in the Super Bowl
Me at 22: just ordered a Calzone Burger from a place called Calzone Burger

[will @MagroneWill]

If you’re not watching the puppy bowl, what are you doing?

[will @MagroneWill]

Nonchalantly pushing my way to the front with this tweet

[will @MagroneWill]

This has nothing to do with the fact that I’m short…that said, when you walk into a venue you should be arranged by height. If you’re tall, to the back. If you’re short, to the front.

[will @MagroneWill]

@cshermdiggity @HenryHynoski Bang

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

[will @MagroneWill]

Wait, CeeLo Green kicks ass too

[☔ @Whotfismick]

This was a form of currency in middle school

[will @MagroneWill]

Call me Chicken Joe the way I feel it in my nuggets

[will @MagroneWill]

Me asking my banana after looking at their bruising: “who hurt you?”