cole

making my way out of the dunning-kruger valley

[cole @cshermdiggity]

I’m a lot like Tony Soprano but instead of running the mob and beating people up I TA computer science and i love my mom

[cole @cshermdiggity]

@calebwalsh56 Never wrong just early

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Probably going to name my firstborn Ogugua

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Vision of Saint Anthony the Abbot, artist unknown, 19th c, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Now is NOT the time, Elmo

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[cole @cshermdiggity]

@MagroneWill Only drinking quantities that exist in the Fibonacci sequence in the hopes that my BAC reaches the Golden Ratio

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I just gotta be me

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Citing the Geneva Convention’s articles on collective punishment in defense of my local vape store that got shut down for openly selling nicotine and whippits to teenagers #ButTheyHadTheGoodFlavors

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Hitting one of these every time I get a “LGTM, stamped” on a pull request

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Cam Skattebo is going to have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye

[cole @cshermdiggity]

He’s got one chip left at this point and just threw it on green

[Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan]

Brian Daboll shoved all his chips in the middle for Jaxson Dart.

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Welcome home, king #JustAKidFromRidgewood

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

In other #Giants news: The team is signing former #Falcons K Younghoe Koo to their practice squad, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

[Wylie Sherman @wyliesherman4]

@Giants FOR GOD SAKE CUT GRAHAM GANO AND SIGN @YounghoeKoo PLEASE

[cole @cshermdiggity]

I think they put something in those 30 oysters I had for lunch that’s really messing with my stomach rn

[cole @cshermdiggity]

I imagine witnessing this Rickey Linsanity run is what it was like watching Prime Moses in biblical times. This dog might actually be prophetic

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Drafting Travis Kelce this year was such a mistake. Now I’m going to have to deal with my starting TE being questionable because he’s meeting with florists and tasting cakes

[cole @cshermdiggity]

#NewCoverPhoto

[cole @cshermdiggity]

@katiehu_ Go #WinYourWeekend champion

[cole @cshermdiggity]

Surfsides don’t even make me drunk. I just start shaking ass

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

buddy do I look like I have a fuckin gin preference

[Squirtle @squirtle_says]

if you would please consult the graph