boringamzyjones

Parody account of @therealamzy

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I accidentally poured myself a coffee at lunch today instead of a cup of tea but I didn't realise until I took a sip. It was hilarious.

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I was in the shower and i began to wonder how much of the moisture on me was my own sweat? Interesting thought.

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Oh yeah. Just juiced the heck out of some carrots using my new juicer. Its gonna be a good night!

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My kind of player @dougiehamilton https://t.co/lwDF8GiMgc

[Right Wing, Shoots Left 🇨🇦🏒🥅 @HILITINGHOCKEY]

@flamesflames1 @TkachukisaGod Listening to Fan 960, John Shannon said, "The whole team would go for lunch at Moxies and Dougie Hamilton would go to the museum."

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Here is a picture of @johngaudreau03 on his smartphone.

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Went to a baseball game today. I hope @TheVirk51 is proud of me.

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I asked @ovi8 if he was happy and he said. I asked @KammmYK if he was happy and he said yes.

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Asked @Toorminator78 if he planned to watch the Michael Jordan @30for30 with @therealnavib and he said probably not.

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I am in a good mood because I saved fifty cents on milk

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I burnt my pancakes this morning. I still ate them anyways but I instantly regretted it.

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I told @TheVirk51 that Tim Duncan was coming out of retirement and he said really? I said no Anj, April Fools. It was so funny.

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I asked @ShadowSingh4D if he was still exhausted at everyone making fun of his stupid prediction on the wings making the playoffs and drafting a jailed player... he said yes yes hes sad and exhausted.

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I've already had 5 cups of tea in March. They were all very nice.

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I asked @KammmYK if he likes being called Kam or Harkamal and he said he likes being called Kam.

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If you boil your kettle at exactly 11:56:01 tonight, you will have made a cup of tea at exactly when it becomes March.

Start your month of March off right.

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Later tonight it will be March. It will start out as February but then it won't be February when I wake up it will be March.

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Electronic Mail is a method of exchanging messages between people using electronic devices. Email first entered limited use in the 1960s and by the mid-1970s had taken the form now recognized as email. Email operates across computer networks, which today is primarily the Internet

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I asked @therealKmann if he was sad that he lost the MJ vs Brady 🐐 debate, he said no Amzy, im more sad about Brady losing. I wish I could do something to help him. #SuperBowl #BellLetsTalk

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Do you know what? I'm in such a good mood , I think I'm going to have an extra Rich tea biscuit with my cup of tea tonight.

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I asked @KammmYK if he wanted to talk and he said sure. I asked whats a good place? He said @CrossIron_Mills mall this sunday at 4pm. I said that sounds good. #BellLetsTalk #SuperBowl