Mr C Barquero

Little known fact. In Peru sightseeing is commonly known as Perusing!

If you're an Inflammatory racist troll, gammon or covidiot please leave my feed alone.

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@McDonaldsUK can't see xl nuggets on the app is it a real dish?

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Who knew the East Midlands football clubs, is where yo-yos came from!

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@BritainElects I've had bigger turnouts!

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All the Royals with their other halves apart from Andrew who's boo could not get out of school!

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@MetroUK North Korea? Would she have been allowed to stay if sign didn't have a swear word on it?

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@paulsylvester75 @huskybill2611 Is this special programming in place for the duration of mourning? Or when will regular programming return?

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Even the sky cried last night, or maybe it wad just a forecasted night of rain? (I can't work it out!) well... I can but don't tell the people!

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Worst parent of all time? Every one of her four children has issues. #Queenshitmum

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How long does it take and what is the process of putting a new head on my cash?

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So, like when Prince Philip died, there's fuck all on the TV!

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@ladysov Used it as a cock ring!

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Nicholas Witchell has lost his hard-on!

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Queen soon done!

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@LouiseScott1377 @JamesCleverly @Conservatives @trussliz And general intelligence!

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Carlos Alcaraz, Next level! 👍💪

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@0161Darren @GeoffArsenal 'Best' Right Back in the league!?

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@RealDysonator https://t.co/h6kwSCSLwV

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@slimchickensuk Sydenham branch open yet?

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@_HenryBolton @SadiqKhan Get some spice in your life pal!

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@bushontheradio Watching criminals get undressed?