born to banj

(compost-in-training)

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

leaving the toilet seat up at dollys #likeaboss

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

fuck I wish the beers did not sum to $41

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

driving home from Calgary for 3 hours with plastic wrap over my smashed car window would probably go so hard if I was a noise fan

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

attempting the world record for longest tech deck nose grind tn

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

https://t.co/hUNc8OS2BV

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

walking out of the theatre mad as hell after realizing an hour in Wicked was not in the John Wick cinematic universe

[big unc @yungbroll]

Last night we let the Limo Grigio talk

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

@beancurdl if u get the app it has conversation mode that automatically translates voice back and forth!

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

they didn’t have security questions for password resets in medieval times because they wouldn’t be secure. imagine guessing Will Geraldson’s fathers name. Tom O’Potterhill’s hometown. John Bakers first job.

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

@boosername need to be reached at all times big guy? can’t leave home without your binky in your pocket you said?

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

Folks, let me tell you, this "fume-free" oven cleaner, it's a disaster. They say no fumes, but believe me, it’s got more fumes than you can imagine. It’s a total scam, folks. They should call it "fume-full" instead. It's a big, big problem. Many people are saying it’s the worst!

[Esther Zuckerman @ezwrites]

Actually said holy shit out loud

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

every friend group got:

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

last night we let the McKroket talk

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

love good friday and all but jesus truly died for thirsty thursdays

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

thinking these for my backpacking europe trip but if anyone has other recommendations hit me up I guess

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

@boosername spotted during the Romanian leg of his europe trip

[Daily Romania @daily_romania]

Stefan Sigmond from Transylvania, Romania smoking 800 cigarettes at once breaking his own former record of 750 smoked cigarettes.

🇷🇴

[born to banj @boringskeleton]

@scooterbeauty you WHAT