Boris Johnson 2016

America needs an alternative. America needs Boris. #MakeAmericaBritainAgain #DemocracyWasAMistake

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

We're familiar with the rumors about a previous PM and a dead pig. Boris knows America deserves better. If elected, he'll fuck Harambe in th

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Trump will draft all working-age males into his Twitter army, posting pro-Putin memes for 20 hours a day to secure his Russian hotel deal.

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Clinton will unhinge her jaw and devour America, to gain the energy to fly back to her home world and lay a brood of her species' vile eggs.

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

From the Civil War to #Brexit, secession has always been immoral. Get on the right side of history and help us #MakeAmericaBritainAgain!

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

@Outsideness @nydwracu Sounds good to us. #MABA

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Was Trump's star tweet antisemitic? We'd better ban all stars, just to be safe. Here's your new flag, America.

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Undoing the Revolution: the only issue in America with bipartisan consensus. #MakeAmericaBritainAgain https://t.co/hO9iGZcn5W

[D I S M A S @CountNullFace]

If you're going to argue that the American experiment was a mistake, do so for the right(ist) reasons. #NRx https://t.co/B21hfvgVhc

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

From Doctor Who-loving leftists to far-right monarchists, US loves Britain. Boris can bring the country together. And unite it. With the UK.

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Our campaign secured Vox's endorsement only -3 days after its launch. We will win! https://t.co/4WK6erQcmC

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

American edgelords want to make America whiter. British edgelords want to make Britain more diverse. Why not both? #MakeAmericaBritainAgain

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Happy Independence Day to my American friends...but the American revolution was still a mistake: https://t.co/iAuy8RpCJv

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Britain is already America. This November, formalize it. https://t.co/FyTNDk97fI

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Tired: Clinton, Trump, extinction-level meteor impacts
Wired: Reviving the British Empire with US-UK personal union under Boris Johnson

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

America, it's not too late to take back your Leave vote. Pres.-and-PM Boris will unite US and UK in personal union. https://t.co/lW2hRb6t2I

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

We have your renegade candidate right here, @BillKristol. #RestoreTheEmpire #AmexitWasAMistake

[Boris Johnson 2016 @boris4pres]

Happy 4th of July, America. Your Leave vote was a mistake. https://t.co/U5N9YACQmj