Paul Simkins

Stay safe. Don’t lick anyone.

[Paul Simkins @bornfromanegg]

@cineworld Please can you make your iPhone Wallet passes expire? It’s a pain having to delete them individually.

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@Dogtor_Whoo @cineworld @Welsh_Harls88 Get over it, mate. It’s been decades.

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@ElectricBrahms @MrLukeJohnston @petemorristwit Funny how you’re happy to bleat on about your bad experience while instantly dismissing anyone else’s good experience. God I hate Twitter.

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@WesleyTheobald That’s an Asylum production, responsible for such classics as the Sharknado series and Megashark vs Giant Octopus! Watch it!!! It’ll be terrible!

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@SoleMio_again Christ. People like you are why I don’t read Twitter. Fml.

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@WesleyTheobald “Hellsite” 😂. Twitter is a toxic wasteland of human bullshit, a chorus of insipid malcontents vomiting their vacuous “opinions” into the void, where no one even cares. God I fucking hate Twitter. Or “X” 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean, fuck that. Anyway, how you doing? 😁

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@cineworld Well, fuck me then, I guess.

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@2pickypicky @susie_dent That’s how Wednesday is pronounced. 🤷🏻‍♂️ How do you say it?

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@idottya2 @JujuliaGrace Fuck you talking about? Man, I need to get off Twitter. smh

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@EarthReverseCS @Wisdom20181 @gardenjardinage @fionadoodles444 @DeborahMeaden Maybe, but at least a link shows that there *is* an article. We should be encouraging people to distrust screenshots. It was a so-called “screenshot” of a (non-existent) tweet that started all this.

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@HeidiSt36267231 @AlexStarritt @wayno265 @KeithMustGo @stephenfry I think that’s the point.

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@timfisher46 @K500PvB @joe3wpw @daraobriain Eh? Are you suggesting that this has been *edited* to look bad?? The PM attended a gathering of over 30 people during the height of the first lockdown, and somehow didn’t notice that that was against the rules 🤷🏻‍♂️. If anything, adding in the Cummings question just makes it worse.

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@farz_45 @GaryLineker He is encouraging people to commit (violent) crimes, so actually, no - he doesn’t have the right to express that. That’s against the law.

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@easty2401 @kimmiewa @MrsMaracas @farz_45 @GaryLineker Anecdotes are not evidence. You think that because you and your mate got through it ok, everyone else will be ok too? That scientists who have analysed hundreds of thousands of cases are wrong? Wake up.

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@Neil_HDN @theJeremyVine What on Earth makes you think you don’t have restrictions imposed on you? Do you know how many laws there are?

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@Erikplacemat @ElliotElinor @MarinaPurkiss @robertjoseph This is a singularly unhelpful comment. Care to explain what those rules and regulations are, instead of berating people for not knowing them?

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@patrici98672770 @daraobriain Ask The Family with Robert Robinson. Loved that show.

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@KieranLeCam @daraobriain That’s precisely what I was trying to do.