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Free thinker. Intellectual. Troll hunter. Don't come at me unless you are ready for your mind to be blown. Reddit truther and god. Homosexual.

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

@buddy_slender honestly I’m inclined to agree with twitter on this one. whats your problem

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

the chef at the hibachi restaurant had to drag me away from the grill because I kept trying to burn my finger prints off when he wasnt looking

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

I'm at oomfs funeral right now

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

whenever I don’t want to go to work I just put a lightbulb in my mouth and send my boss dozens of pictures over facebook messenger

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

got kicked out of the strip club for throwing fistfuls of pennies at the strippers

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

leap day babies are not part of gods plan

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

what they don’t tell you is that if a baby is born on leap day most nurses will inject it with 500 milligrams of morphine until it explodes like a basket ball

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

@buddy_slender this is SO awesome!!! You would love The Dodo 😆✌️✌️

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

you either die working customer service and go to elysium or die shopping and go to tartarus

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

whenever i’m tired of playing with my baby I throw it against the glue wall in the basement and see how long it sticks there

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

look up papa johns pronouns RIGHT NOW

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

@buddy_slender this is so freaking funny, WOW!!! 🤩🤩🤩 AGAIN!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

[TammyH🎤❤Love Yourself. Love One Another❤ @JoshMom96]

Name someone you have immense respect for.

#Respect #ZacharyLevi #ZacharyLeviPugh #BeautifulHeart

[Antony @TvChuckFanMovie]

Please Sign and Share #Chuck petition for a #ChuckMovie! #SaveChuckAgain @warnerbrostv @TVLine @IMDbTV @SpoilerTV @nbc @JoshSchwartz76 @chucktvdotnet @ChuckVStheMovie @TVInsider @GnerBerkan @PrimeVideo @AmazonStudios @ZacharyLevi @ZacharyLeviFan @EW https://t.co/8WJPOWBpdE

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

Representing Brazil 🇧🇷lets petition to make the "Chuck" movie happen! Lets bump this!!! #chucktvseries #chuck #chuckmovie #entertainment @ZacharyLevi @NetflixBrasil

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

@buddy_slender shut up

[Zachary Levi @ZacharyLevi]

Hey @Netflix, please don’t take “Chuck” off of your amazing service on November 1st.

Sincerely, Me.
#SaveChuckAgain
#Please 🙏

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

grandpa finally croaked so the funeral home sent a $5000 drone to pick his lifeless body up

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

passenger princess is not the same as pillow princess bitch pull up the parking directions im busy swerving trying to avoid hitting kids cause I’m 60 above in a school-zone

[piss drinker @borntobreed123]

@CodeDonutz @penisbusterbar @thomasvodrey @buddy_slender @free_sen fuck off