the future of emo™

Chairman of the House Subcommittee for Cool Teen Outreach

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

I refer to my fists as Niles & Frazier Crane

[Pod On Lansdowne @PodOnLansdowne]

The Boston Red Sox negotiating with free agents

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@Laur_dotheRings @KyleBrizzown excellent start of a “3 types of guys walk into a bar” bit

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@KyleBrizzown Yinzer Kyle would be too powerful

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@Laur_dotheRings need a bumper sticker that says “i love my cringe adult son”

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

never winning another world series

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD AND THE BOSTON RED SOX ARE ALIVE

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

“When he was a kid, Bruce Springsteen’s bedroom floor was lava.”

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@KyleBrizzown killed by trans bears thanks to woke

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@Laur_dotheRings yr such a Jessa

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Sometimes the remake is better.

[Ryan Swen/孫天行/Sun Tien-hsing @swen_ryan]

Jair Bolsonaro should be a recurring character in season 2 of The Pitt

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

timothee chalamet is proof that you can change an entire nations perception of you by knowing ball. if Osama Bin Laden would have declared his love for Miami Ohio’s football program we would have been like “you know we can always just rebuild those towers”

[Spergler Acolyte @SperglerAcolyte]

I have completely forgotten what the real JD Vance looks like at this point.

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

gotta remember to ask the OB when i can start exposing my son to Michael Mann’s “Heat” (1995)

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@KyleBrizzown always thought your wife more of a bird gal

[the future of emo™ @borntorunnerup]

@Laur_dotheRings some of us are not very good at chanting in rhythm OKAY?!

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

This is great opportunity for President Trump to imprison the men who were very unfair to him