alexi lolass

[jimmy @tobaccojuulpod]

First rape stoppage in UFC history incoming

[European Popular Front 🇪🇺🌺 @EuroPopFront]

🇬🇧 No major party is running against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election.

🗳️ We urge you to vote against unserious candidates with hollow plans for their constituencies.

🤖 Thus, we stand by and proudly endorse Count Binface!

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

You disgraceful old wanker @RupertLowe10

16 children and their teacher were murdered.

Anyone working class who thinks this posh twit complaining that he can’t shoot his “clay pigeons” anymore is a good potential leader needs to grow up and realise he IS the establishment.

[no will @uhvaimorre]

Not very surprising to see him forcefully taking someone’s clothes off without asking for consent first

[Dame Margera @damienfarronMMA]

Five things that will be said during the Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight

"Green trunks for the southpaw"

"5 year layoff"

"Conor looks gigantic"

"Titanium shinbone"

"Joe I'm really hungry, please rub my big fat belly my name is Daniel Cormier and I love eating food during my time on the commentary desk"

[Dan | ARSENAL WON THE PREM @danthegunner46]

its like when you play PES and theres the licensed team (in in this case farage) then the unlicensed funny teams

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

Count Binface has my endorsement.

[rien ✮ l'incelphobique | vgen openദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,~)~✩‧₊ @himejinist]

🚨 BREAKING

There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.

Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Good luck trying to convince people that the man with a bin on his head is the establishment and not the banker who owns five homes

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

The funniest, and boldest, move would be for Labour/LibDems/Greens/Tories to back Binface

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

FIFA don’t help themselves do they

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

The winner of every Round of 16 game so far has been the country with the highest unemployment rate for men aged 15-24

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

The Ronaldo v Messi conversation is a joke now btw

Do you remember what Ronaldo was doing at the World Cup 4 years ago when he was younger than Messi is now

[Thomas🦉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TNuto2003]

Fair play mate what a comeback

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Kylian Mbappe vs Celeste Amaracist:

1 Goal 7 Tweets
1 Class Response 162 Tears
Moving onto QF 100% Still Crying

👋👋👋

[C @fbgcon]

Did Portugal lose because they played Ronaldo out of position?

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Flo Balogun vs Belgium:

0 Goals/Assists
0 Key Passes
0 Dribbles
8 Possessions Lost
Served Suspension on Field

SERVED THE SUSPENSION ON THE FIELD, INTEGRITY. 👏👏👏

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL