🇬🇧 No major party is running against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election.
🗳️ We urge you to vote against unserious candidates with hollow plans for their constituencies.
🤖 Thus, we stand by and proudly endorse Count Binface!
You disgraceful old wanker @RupertLowe10
16 children and their teacher were murdered.
Anyone working class who thinks this posh twit complaining that he can’t shoot his “clay pigeons” anymore is a good potential leader needs to grow up and realise he IS the establishment.
Five things that will be said during the Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway fight
"Green trunks for the southpaw"
"5 year layoff"
"Conor looks gigantic"
"Titanium shinbone"
"Joe I'm really hungry, please rub my big fat belly my name is Daniel Cormier and I love eating food during my time on the commentary desk"
🚨 BREAKING
There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.
Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.
BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"
@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."
politics is BACK, baby
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.
Leave him to me.
The Ronaldo v Messi conversation is a joke now btw
Do you remember what Ronaldo was doing at the World Cup 4 years ago when he was younger than Messi is now
Flo Balogun vs Belgium:
0 Goals/Assists
0 Key Passes
0 Dribbles
8 Possessions Lost
Served Suspension on Field
SERVED THE SUSPENSION ON THE FIELD, INTEGRITY. 👏👏👏