Pain.

too young to be a boomer, too young to be a doomer. sentenced to a life of being lumped in with the tik tok generation

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

fuck foot fetishes i wan a girl to jack me off in toe-shoes

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

a truly dark day for quirked up white boys who can dish rizz on the side everywhere

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

More: WH confirms Isaacman's out, says replacement coming soon @ShelbyTalcott

"It’s essential that the next leader of NASA is in complete alignment with President Trump’s America First agenda and a replacement will be announced directly by President Trump soon," Spox says

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

@joebarnard this guy truly is the expert at bouncing on it

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

@BasedaroniTech sometimes you just gotta pull out the dead alt to lob insults at a category 5 dweeb

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Can you imagine @POTUS low pass on an Overture? We need to make this happen.

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

@afrocosmist king. appreciate it 🫡

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

you telling me this scat is singing

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

the answer will absolutely not suprise you

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

currently playing “is traveling to a foreign country an acceptable substitute for therapy?”

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

i think my life has been on a steady monotonic decline ever since the t20 and osiris days

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

i really didn’t need the radio to play “Nothing Else Matters” on my post-night-of-drinking drive home but you know

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@redshftt *physical

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parking services employees are class traitors

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the answer will absolutely not suprise you

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

currently playing “is skin-care, working out, and eating healthy an acceptable substitute for therapy?”

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

resisting the urge to post horrifyingly dark things in the gc

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

i refuse to accept reality on reality’s terms

brushing my teeth at minimum 2x a day?

i didn’t ask to be born into this

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

just found out tinder isn’t great from a data privacy standpoint

where’s the open source dating app for us privacy-minded individuals

(the joke here is that data privacy mfs do not deserve companionship)

[Pain. @bortnitefurger]

@USSF_ESports i mean no but