Commander in Keef

whoa, nice cock and additionally balls

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

The person who voices the Burger King ads will be drawn and quartered. By me.

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

@bortnitefurger He is risen

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

*explaining a hot woman to an American* so imagine a burger

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Impossible Patties or A5 Wagyu

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

The least funny bitch you know was posting their ugly ass dog like “he’s very demure very mindful” no he has a breathing disorder it would be merciful to put you and him both down

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

That demure and mindful shit nearly made me pull my skin off

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

The left got creampies in the national divorce

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

I can’t keep it a secret any longer, I’m the mean gay man who shoved Brittany and it was staged I admit it

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

if fent is as good as mini quiches i understand why people do it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Can I get a side of ranch?” Final Boss:

@Chicks

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

The aging polycule at the winery that makes everyone super uncomfortable:

[Blue Origin @blueorigin]

The crew of #NS26.

Welcome to Texas! 🤠

[OlymakVGC @Olymak4]

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

@throat_fart

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

Great now one of these weirdos is gonna draw yaoi of starship and new glenn

[perigeeaero.shop inc @Orbital_Perigee]

Clipper "Inspector" examining the TPS of a crewed starship vehicle on-orbit due to uncertain performance of heatshield post-liftoff

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

@weed_skeleton I was genuinely making a joke this is insane

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

Naked drinking coke in the kitchen son or naked doing coke in the kitchen daughter

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

I’m jorking late,

cause im a gooner

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

The hot penguin from
surf’s up …. Hey

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

This is the gayest a man has ever looked

[Addison Smith @AddisonSmithTV]

Pride month is so defeated.

I love you @charisedwardss

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

Most repulsive looking Guy I’ve seen in so long. Don’t fucking look at me like that. This activates the part of my brain that thinks this Creature should be put down. For the good of the heard.

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

How I be looking at whoever’s round it is when I’m finished my drink and they’re not even halfway through theirs https://t.co/c0sHhzXBOw

[Commander in Keef @USSF_ESports]

I’m so glad dune is becoming way more culturally relevant right as “”AI”” starts to be a thing, like maybe we have a shot of getting the butlerian jihad we need