A Spark of Bort

go hug yourself

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

it's funny because we're doomed

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@fatmike182 Huch jetzt ist mir das Wagerl in Flammen aufgegangen.

[chase @_chase_____]

feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@exploding_girl @Criminalsimpson *gasp* So am I!

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@Tom_Harb Sieht aus wie...

[sergio tahini @_sergiotahini]

ich und die homies diesen winter

[sélpide ⭑ @selpideeeeeeeee]

how about Original Story 1

[Eddie from NYC @Eddie_NYC]

Can't believe this tweet is over nine years old. Truly, one of the wisest things ever tweeted. It gets proven true time and time again.

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@Tom_Harb Wow, cooles Foto. Und dreiteilige Trams!

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@ichunddieabwehr Ja 😊 mach mich ja nur über sprachliche Differenzen lustig

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@nocontextpawnee https://t.co/gxsjzPJokj

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

Merry November 8th
https://t.co/f7YpCLBlkP

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

Merry November 8th
https://t.co/f7YpCLBlkP

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@ichunddieabwehr INS Klo, im wahrsten Sinne

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

@ichunddieabwehr AUF Socken

[A Spark of Bort @BortVoldemort]

Das ist die größte Tragödie, seit sich dm und Alnatura getrennt haben.

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I was able to deduce this through the powers of historical materialism

[ghost mom @radtoria]

Timeline cleanse: my perpetually angry kitten falls asleep complaining
(sound on)