Patrick Arellano

He/Him.

[Bonks @Bonks_n_Stonks]

🤣

[JazzSpy @_JazzSpy]

My teacher started glazing ai for 5 minutes unprompted mid class

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

remember when Rip Torn broke into a bank because he was insanely drunk and thought it was his home, but then it turned out that the bank actually kinda looked like a house

[Tommy Santos @tommysantos14]

You're right, MAGA. We are all wrong again.

Trump didn't actually say the thing he is on video saying that we can all hear.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Grandma: you wouldn’t deprive us of our little Social Security checks would you dear? It’s the only way I can survive (old person wimper).

Also Grandma:

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I’ve officially become THAT relative:

Nobody knows where the fuck I am, what the fuck I do, who I’m with, or how the fuck I’m living.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The fact that the Nebraskan MAGA people started cheering when Trump said about Iran, “let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay,” is all you need to know about how seriously messed up America is right now.

In the entire history of modern warfare, no leader of any nation has ever stood at a podium and publicly invited a hostile foreign military to “take out” their own sovereign cities.

Until now.

[James 🇺🇸 @Realcoinforge]

Can someone please explain to me like a child why Trump is not being removed today for Treason?

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

To all the ghouls in that audience who cheered and laughed when Trump called on Iran to nuke San Diego and Los Angeles

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

You guys calm down. That thing the President said about nuking LA and San Diego was just the normal incoherent babble he does about nuclear weapons sometimes. He is the President btw

[Mwenja 👑 @MwenjaMuhoro]

“Gay people are recruiting children.” This argument is so strange to me.

You think a child can be recruited into a sexuality but cannot be influenced into religion, gender roles, marriage expectations or literally anything else?

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

There is a wide open lane in the Dem presidential primary for someone whose entire campaign is "I will jail the entire Trump administration and everyone in the private sector who collaborated with them". This would poll incredibly and I don't know why no one is doing it.

[Jess 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴🚩 @robosupernova]

all cops are bastards btw

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but Trump saying “Let them take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay” should be grounds for 25th Amendment removal.

No president, regardless of political affiliation, should be fine with a US city getting nuked.

[melting mugi @meltingmugi]

She's trying to play it cool but girl you clearly just blew up

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

There was a time video games cast big actors but weren't pretentious and trying to be a HBO about it.

[Contra Chaos Dark Alchemist 🦡🌲⚡🐧 @Contra_Chaos]

Boomers should walk into a Walmart, give the manager a firm handshake and pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

Nothing says “I’m innocent” quite like leaving the country as soon as a special prosecutor is assigned to investigate rape allegations against you.