o'shenanigans ☘️

~nervous breakdown in progress~

[Jack @GayLaVie]

All this talk about a blue check - how about we CHECK BLUE at the polls!

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Jury rejects the death penalty for the shooter in the 2018 massacre that left 17 dead at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. The decision means he will get life in prison when sentenced by a judge. https://t.co/Xy46piuRJ7

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

I am an idiot. I transposed our newest Supreme Court Justice’s surnames in tweets earlier.

It was either a subconscious expression of my love of Jackson Browne, the notorious COVID fog people talk about, or me being an idiot. Likely the third of those.

I’m sorry about that.

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@dog_rates @Trupanion

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@jengolbeck

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

Nothing has convinced me more that whatever sickness I have is Covid than reading a thread about how Covid makes you DUMB and I just used conditioner as body wash

I THINK I can’t even be sure bc I can’t remember bc my brain is so 💀 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

I’m ~collapses on the bed in agonizing pain from trying to get the fitted sheet on~ years old

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@dog_rates Sweet old man Riley and Roverino Puperino

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@dog_rates @JustFoodForDogs #SeniorPupSaturday

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@JurassicWorld 🦖🍹👠

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

Crossing “laundry” off the to-do list when “pack your entire life” is still on there is making me feel a little 💀

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@dog_rates Rovie the Speeding Flööf ™ and Old Man Riley

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

My romantic ass boyfriend: “We’re getting married like next week btw because taxes.”

🤦🏼‍♀️

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@NWSChicago 103rd and Pulaski just after 4:00

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@dog_rates Riley has a h*ckin concern about bath time

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

[o'shenanigans ☘️ @bosh_nessy]

@SenatorCollins This is weak af, Susan.

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

Dozens of firearms are off the street thanks to yesterday's gun buyback event https://t.co/VM77NIH4Ly