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professional pretty girl. occasional pretty boy.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Unpopular opinion: If you want to live happily as a woman be disobedient. Obedient women live miserable lives.

[there’s a rave at home @Eneemona]

The age verification i have to do to watch porn in this UK has done more for my celibacy journey than ever. Im not horny enough to scan my face mehn

[emy🎀 @eamii00]

You wouldn’t be worried about the calories in buzzballs if you actually danced when you go out

[P @paraaand]

I used to yearn for this in ways I can’t explain & I can’t overstate how freeing it is to no longer give a fuck

[NovaJaye @jayworld_1]

I hate how this post got a laugh outta me

[Hero @theAmeyRane]

I know some people who watch this show only so they could watch this episode and not one person was disappointed. Insane writing.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[R @rssn3_]

Just wanna be on annual leave for the rest of my life

[=^. .^= @loserish]

they should invent a man for me that never pisses me off and is always sweet and does whatever the fuck i say

[matt @mattybtweets69]

True crime podcast about petty crimes, misdemeanors, shoplifting, etc.

[sabrina ♡ྀི @pinkgyaru]

girlsgogames . com could heal me rn

[anna @norcianna]

foi revelado pra mim através da música ribs da lorde

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

I'm very anti "the curtains were fucking blue" and pro "I never noticed she was holding a plate of corn in this scene"

[liz @backdimplehq]

if i was president id make all vibrators usb c compatible

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

There's been a distinct lack of secrets behind waterfalls in video games lately.