Lydia Engel

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[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

@brookiechillemi Opps somehow the Christmas tree got put up and there are snowflakes hanging from our ceiling I wonder how that happened couldn't be me

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

Just thinking about the man with the Metalica ring tone who answered a phone call in the middle of the peak emotional scene in the Barbie movie. You, sir, are not Kenough.

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

"Maybe my tears will give my Ramen more flavor" - my most college student thought yet

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

New coping strategy unlocked: finding live shark cams from zoos online and zoning out until I feel like I might just be a little fish in her little bowl, too

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

"They won't accept that in college" my old lab group spilled acid everywhere, put double the amount of another acid in our mix than we needed and completely left out another, and didn't boil our mixture long enough and my professor told us it was perfect, the best in the class

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

@dory_baker Same lol

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

One time I couldn't remember the name for lumberjack and I convinced myself that it was leprechaun

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

I wish people in real life had subtitles

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

My dad keeps reminding us that when he dies, he wants to be cremated and then have his ashes made into a bust of himself that gets passed around the family as a white elephant gift every year and I'm beginning to think he's serious

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

I couldn't think of a better way to spend 192 hours of my life tbh.

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

When I tell you that I've loved @taylorswift13 through all her eras, I mean it @taylornation13 so excited for The Eras Tour on 7/8!

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

I wish smoking cigarettes wasn't bad for you because they look so cool and I wanna but I can't but I wanna

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

@josephflorez When I saw Hamilton this old lady next to me opened the program and then went, "Wait, there's rap in this??" And I feel the two of them would get along wonderfully

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

"Do you miss your family?" Tbh I miss my comfort dvds but them too ig

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

@quirinoabby We are fr about to fight rn

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hard to be a strong independent woman when at any moment i can be absolutely taken out by one tiny sip of dairy milk

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

Oh boy, I really had no idea how much worse it would get

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

I need to stop listening to Rivers and Roads its getting unhealthy

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

long distance couples be like “i can’t wait” then wait…

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

I 🙃 guess 🙃 I'll 🙃 just 🙃 be 🙃the 🙃 bigger 🙃 person 🙃 again 🙃