Dory Baker

“Why spread love when you can spread butter?”🥞

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

They say god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.

He gave me super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma because he knows I’m a lil baby.

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

This is my swamp. Why are you in my swamp? Get out of my swamp.

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@quirinoabby True but also it’s a little funny

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

I was feeling lazy today so I am wearing a sweatshirt and a girl turned around in class, looked at me, and said “why are you dying?”…….

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@quirinoabby Well I’m doing a little rough today but I haven’t been like crying at school or anything 😂 I’m just not being bubbly for once.

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@quirinoabby Another girl at lunch said I looked like I need a shot…

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

This is in response to watching newgirl for the first time @cooperzumwalt_.... It's all fair...

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

It’s official, I’m old enough that my ex’s are procreating…

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey wanna spend way too much time together until we hate each other?

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

and is his potential in the room with us right now?

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

There should be a setting on tiktok for after a break up. Like if really rather not be scrolling through everyones cute couple Christmas plans rn.

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

I watched a homeless man beat a woman this week and I think I want to drop out of college.....

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

I could not be more proud.... If you get it you get it.

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

taylor swift is lana del rey for girls whose fathers like them

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@miraclereana That makes my heart happy. When I asked ayden about him he had no clue who he even was which is also a blessing.

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

This is the most @AlexBates4888 thing I’ve ever seen…

[Lydia Engel @bothersometoad]

Men 🙄

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@quirinoabby @that_salty_boi Dead serious😂😂😂

[Dory Baker @dory_baker]

@josephflorez @that_salty_boi That’s so unreasonably funny but I’m talking it was actually the real deal.