A daughter suspected her father of cheating on her mother. She managed to get his phone password, waited until he was asleep, then gave the phone to her mother. The mother thanked her, calmly locked the phone, and woke her husband.
She told him, “You need to change your
"Summary: No vehicles | not even 1 below 3000cc, no escort, no siren. Kindly enjoy full impeachment package and proceed on foot like any other Kenyan." Adios
@SafaricomPLC@Safaricom_Care I can this random message that I have subscribed to this!!!
I HAVEN'T. WHAT ARE THESE? I am now forced to unsubscribe yet I didn't subscribe in the first place
Dear LUO NATION,
Since 1969, you have been victims of STATE TERRORISM. Now, that you are substantial shareholders to a Government you didn’t vote for, don’t use it to try isolate or exact historical revenge on the Kikuyu Nation that actually voted for it. Instead, use the opportunity to walk the High Road & reconcile all Kenyan tribes.
Know ONE TRUTH: History shows that Presidency in Kenya has oscillated between Kalenjin & Kikuyu because we have been unable to fix the system.
If you squander this short opportunity by spending it to demonize Mount Kenya & its leadership because of stupid historical visceral animosity, the next elections will come & we will go back to default where the Presidency will resume its relay baton exchange between Kalenjin & Kikuyu. And Luos will once again be our political bogeyman.
The Heavens provides one opportunity. Don’t be trapped in SISYPHEAN STRUGGLE!
Donald
Friends of Hon Oscar Sudi say he is a jovial guy. How come then he assails Kenya with unpalatable messages? Methinks when the time comes to hold Mheshimiwa accountable, one punishment should be to confine him to serve time in a primary or secondary school class of his choice.
Even though it is hard to unplug all of you from the miseducation and brainwashing,
I will continue to sensitize you,
I don't just talk, I also do it,
Therefore I can't emphasize this enough:
• Buy or lease a rural farm
• Plant your food
• Raise your animals
• Eat your food
Run away from the modern entrapment created by governments and globalists.
Don't fear.
Start.
#FoodFriday
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William Ruto thinks the protests are about toppling him, and getting state power.
In his hallucinations born out of paranoia,he thinks some imaginary forces are out to topple him, and thinks it is all about winning elections.
That is why he is back to the campaign mode,with the usual lies, dishing out money and making absurd promises.
Rigathi Gachagua thinks the protests are about him being mistreated by Ruto and his friends. In his state of confusion,he thinks some people are out to take the non existent Mount Kenya kinship position!
His foolishness convinces him that the Youths are demanding he be treated better,and his position as Kingpin be recognised.
That is why he is now relaxed and calling for respect to the President as he now feels the threat is past him.
Raila Odinga thinks the demos are about his "stolen victory,the IEBC and power sharing.
In his usual style, he thinks the Youths are out in the street to make him a *Co-Principal* in Government, push for his allies to be awarded positions, and he be recognised as Chief Opposition Leader with perks and benefits.
That is why his brother,who is his mouth piece is making tribal pronouncements,and promising to engage in talks with the regime.
Jeremiah Kioni,Martha Karua and all Azimio people,minus Odinga, think the demos are about toppling William Ruto, and installing them as President and Government.
That is why they constantly talking about Ruto vacating power.
Kalonzo Musyoka thinks it is about defeating everyone,and handing him power on a silver platter minus any efforts on his part.
That is why he wants to look and sound different,and be the default heir to the throne.
Oscar Sudi and other Kalenjin supremacists think it is about Kalenjins and getting them out of power!
That is why they are arming and inciting young Kalenjins to come out and defend the tribe.
Only the young people of this Country understand that it is about accountability, making of a Nation that is a safe place, with equal opportunity for all.
I understand that without doubts.