Jarkor Steinbrenny

jerkin since 2010 | professional beer ripper

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Sources tell me the Twea Knight is stable and will make a full recovery @chillPDFguy @TweaConnoisseur

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This post finals hangover really got me reconsidering life @MillerLite
#doingitagaintonight

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Do better @Tinder. All these girls don’t know how to #startthepit

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I think the Ayatollah needs #ritalin. He’s been awful quiet lately

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@TweaConnoisseur #bousesquid

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Cream of mushroom: wet concrete in a bowl @guyfieri

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Love it or hate it, you watched #wdytyaia

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Today’s the perfect day for an airport beer #superchill