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Developer, tech junkie, DJ, Android aficionado, Linux geek, skeptic. There are two kinds of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

[Phisheyy @phisheyy]

how long after sex is it appropriate to open apex legends

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[☆ @glormpky]

can the dentist really tell if you've been suckjng his cock

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[lucy…⭐️ @stallihyune]

when I got on birth control as a teenager my pediatrician said “this will protect you from pregnancy but it can’t protect you from……?” prompting me to answer and I genuinely said “getting my heart broken :/“ …….. the answer she was looking for was STDs

[rae ✮⋆˙ @clitlord77]

my fav part of viva la bam is when they would add subtitles to vito and it still made no sense

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Happy Birthday Oliver Tree 🌳 I wanted to share this song that I’ve had on my hard drive for two years as a reminder to celebrate life the way he did 🧡 🧸

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[doomer @uncledoomer]

mcdonalds CEO says making burgers at home is moving down a "very dangerous path"

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

dude i’m not letting you in my house bruh you’re clearly on sprite

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

Malware implies the existence of buenoware

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i thought we were cool your honor

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

can you buy the battle pass with food stamps

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[GamersNexus @GamersNexus]

The GPU Black Market documentary just hit 3 million views. Thank you, everyone. And fuck you, Bloomberg @business! For old times' sake, watch it here: https://t.co/Zk1IBDKR5m

[໊ @user0000O0]

imagine an adderall vape

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

If you die in Docker do you die in the real world