Bottlez43

[MoneyManzelMMA @MoneyManzelMMA]

Is Bogdan Guskov aware that he’s in a UFC fight?? #UFCAbuDhabi

[Nobby @Noblington]

@4res44444444 "Them evil CRAKKKERZ be forcing the pipe inna mah hands!"

[Don Pera 🇪🇸🍐⚽🏈 @DonPera_Esp]

El Mossad tiene un departamento dedicado exclusivamente a que ninguna mujer me mire así nunca

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

It really be your own people smh...

[Bottlez43 @bottlez43]

@Tectone This is why they call us goyim.

[Bottlez43 @bottlez43]

@finz_the GOAT or GOAT?

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

YO @danawhite I JUST REALISED THE UPCOMING FIGHT CARDS AFTER THIS WEEKEND ARE FUCKING TRASH UFC SLOP FIX IT! FIX IT NOW! SLOP EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND YOU BETTER FIX THIS NOW YOU BALDY CUNT!

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Real bored on a flight.

Sipping water is gay... Carrying your little gay ass water bottle around with you just incase you get thirsty..

Gay as fuck bro real men just walk around dehydrated

[🪼 @ColdChipotleWa]

Bro the Lucas Tracy fall off is so sad man, he was WAY better than any other MMA YouTuber in like 2023/2024

Now he uploads once a month and every video is either slop picks (were he doesn’t even know 10/26 fighters) or a GOAT list

[UFC Roster Watch @UFCRosterWatch]

Bud light dropped Dustin Poirier after his incident in the airport. FUCK THEM. This man gave his life to entertain the fans and has one bad moment and gets dropped.

I for one am going to be BOYCOTTING Bud Light because of this and instead I will be drinking Dustin Poirier's Louisiana Style Hot Sauce from now on.

[Colossal Z @jirienjoyer]

when yo girl leaves you after yo dog died and you got fired and McGregor just tore his ACL and Jiri lost a title fight just a few months ago and Horiguchi got fluked and JDM just got his ass beat and yo gym membership price went up again and a hot n ready went from $5 to 7.99

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

Hey guys….

I just got back from the doctor. I guess they were seeing something abnormal, so they ran me through a few extra tests and scans over the last 3 days. I said “doc, is this a big issue or a small issue, I’m getting kind of scared here.” I’ll never forget, he looked down his nose at me and said “son, it’s one of the biggest I’ve ever seen.” In a panic I asked about treatment, but they told me there’s nothing that can be done. They said ultimately, a thirteen inch hog is just something I’m gonna have to live with.

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

We were supposed to be SO back #UFC329

[maxi @maxiMMAdb]

i fucking hate him with my whole fucking flesh n bones, you are 3-0 against fuckin “Volkanovski”. 2-1 and dropped against Washed Dustin, you are Charlie’s bitch, you have 0 personality, 0 mic skills and you have a fucking micropenis, how do you have fans nigga?

[RJ Clifford @RJcliffordMMA]

Is there a better panel to discuss a debilitating injury?

[Teddy @iCrazyTeddy]

@THATBOYMMAGURU Watching McGregor run up for that kick

[Bottlez43 @bottlez43]

@maccaa7x @THATBOYMMAGURU These guys have seen Dustin fail gillys and think they can do it too.

[6ix9ine’s burner phone @SharkNate0]

@hourly_shitpost Pussies gotta shut the fuck up and lock tf in

Ain’t no excuses I don’t care if the third tower just got hit or your mammy just died either get off the games or lock it down

[Bottlez43 @bottlez43]

@oommppaa73375 @THATBOYMMAGURU Gotta keep that never seen the 2nd round record

[Bottlez43 @bottlez43]

@elizebet_ @THATBOYMMAGURU A glancing liver shot it looks like. But he dropped the second it even touched him so he might have just been looking for a way out.