Joel Enoch

I’d rather be outside. Go Hoosier.

[Joel Enoch @bottomofthejoel]

#TeamRedBill

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Giving away a Kerry Wood signed Red Bill to celebrate the victory! Quote tweet #TeamRedBill to enter. Winner picked tomorrow at 1:20pm central. Must be following to win.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day.

This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map.

If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🇺🇸BREAKING: Someone placed a $920 million crude oil short at 3:40 AM.

70 minutes later Axios reported the US and Iran were close to a deal.

Oil dropped 12%.

The trade made $125 million in profit.

Minutes after that Iran launched the “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” and oil surged 8%.

$760 million placed before Trump’s last announcement.

$920 million placed before this one.

Every major announcement in this war has been front-run by someone who knew it was coming.

What kind of war is this?

This is more like a trading desk with an army.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Just wanted to highlight how ridiculous the 1st inning of Kerry Wood’s 20K masterpiece was:

- 100mph to the umps face to start the game
- What HoFer Craig Biggio called his most embarrassing swing of his career
- Strikes out NL batting leader Derek Bell on possibly the nastiest, definition of fall-off-the-table, curveball you’ve ever seen
- Strikes out HoFer and one of the greatest fastball hitters…on three fastballs.
-Just absolutely disgusting stuff
- Kerry Wood Forever

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Now we are at war with Iran to prevent it from getting a nuclear weapon.

[Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC]

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children.

That’s what’s being hidden.
That’s why the files stay sealed.
That’s why there are no arrests.

Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump Personal Lawyers Bondi, Blanche, and Patel Hid From American Voters a *Minimum* of *95%* of All References to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files (950,000 of 1M+), Establishing the Largest Political Coverup in American History https://t.co/Nbvw8YuIfb

[Joel Enoch @bottomofthejoel]

@awfulannouncing CBS has an analyzer?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Please read this statement from the parents of VA ICU nurse Alexander Pretti, who was murdered yesterday by Border Patrol agents.

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

“Thank god. Thank god we have video [of the shooting]. Because according to DHS, these seven heroic guys took an onslaught of a battalion against them, or something. It’s nonsense, people. It is nonsense and it is lies.” —Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

A dazzling cover for the Indiana commemorative issue:

[Curt Cignetti @CCignettiIU]

Chapter 2.......

#GOIU #IUFB

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Just an incredible run, and it’s only getting started.

[Joel Enoch @bottomofthejoel]

@JoeyRJust1 We did it, Joey! We fucking did it!

[Joel Enoch @bottomofthejoel]

@HomefieldApparl Now that’s pod racing

[Joel Enoch @bottomofthejoel]

@ogjearbear @HomefieldApparl I gotta imagine it was locked in a briefcase, with a keypad, handcuffed to Tom (from Homefield).