Boudlo

He/Him. Jack Osborne impersonator / logic mage / geodesic dome engineer. All makes and models serviced.

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[Boudlo @boudloForge]

Reluctantly registered a mastodon account

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If enough community migrates through the crash I'll stick around on there, but I'm not holding out hope. Feel free to prove me wrong by following me ¯\_ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ_/¯

Tax Empty Properties.

-J

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@lawstudent1985 @73Gsy Spoken by someone who has been the punching bag and taken punishment for shit I didn't do from idiot teachers.

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@lawstudent1985 @73Gsy Yeah it definitely never leads to the class falsely accusing that months class punching bag. Never saw that happen at beaucamp no siree. Shitty management technique borrowed from boot camps and prisons to demoralise.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

The A-Team help form a militant farm workers union. Most based episode in the history of television.

[Martin Booth @beardedjourno]

Bristol mayor Marvin Rees: “Bristol has a clear transport hierarchy which prioritises pedestrians and then cyclists.”

Bristol:

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

it’s so fucking funny that elon musk would be like “twitter is a hardcore coding company now” and then ask engineers to email him code weekly because he doesn’t know how to use github

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@AlmostSenseless "Without wanting to sound negative"
I wanted to be so much more negative

[Antonia @flaminhaystacks]

My son stayed 2 hours after college yesterday and today to help a girl who was falling behind in her engineering work because English is not her first language.

He said he's going to stay behind every day until she's caught up to the rest of the class

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Mick Lynch after answering a question from GB News asks “is there anyone from a normal outlet?”

[RMT @RMTunion]

🎤 Victoria Derbyshire "We asked the government to join us tonight. No one was available."
🗣️ @RMTunion Mick Lynch "Well, I wonder why?"
The dead hand of the Tory Government is stopping a resolution from being found to the National Rail Dispute; it's time they were called out.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

“The Daily Mail supported Adolf Hitler.”

RMT’s Mick Lynch responds to a Daily Mail journalist who described him as “the Grinch of Christmas”

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@fakehistoryhunt A reign so short and of such insignifance that they barely managed to get him on a coin? Sounds like they found the Liz Truss of Rome.

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@WereInHellYT Sebastian!

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@hyperflip @Devon_OnEarth If you need a patsy I'm willing to play the dumb tourist who you trick into lighting it on fire.

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@Devon_OnEarth We just hired someone from Gävle and she was suprised and slightly trepidacious about the depth and specificity of my Gävle Goat knowledge.

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@RossLeBrun Ross you really should have been a sculptor or special effects artist or something. You have a really good sense of proportion and form.

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

@AlmostSenseless That hateful sack of shit is high off his face on meth and bigotry.

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

Elon Musk, grinning, incredibly clever:

when "Cut the Tall Trees" and "Smash Cockroaches" are trending, then arborist and exterminator ad buys are surging! meanwhile hate speech is down, haters are gone, and fun is hitting epic levels

[promoted ad for machetes follows]

[Boudlo @boudloForge]

This seems bad.

[Josh Salisbury @josh_salisbury]

Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley just told Radio 4 around 100 officers in the force are on restricted duties 'because frankly we don’t trust them to talk to members of the public'. Adds: 'It’s completely mad that I have to employ people like that as police officers'

[Josh Salisbury @josh_salisbury]

Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley just told Radio 4 around 100 officers in the force are on restricted duties 'because frankly we don’t trust them to talk to members of the public'. Adds: 'It’s completely mad that I have to employ people like that as police officers'