John Boudreaux

life is pretty above average.

[John Boudreaux @boudreauxjp]

Attempting to get the mild satisfaction of beating our goverment in this election season, at least in steps: https://t.co/rvsjDOtAXq

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Lester Holt 2016 amirite

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@KPRC2 just as an FYI you can hear someone typing on a keyboard in the background of your broadcast

[John Boudreaux @boudreauxjp]

Heard next to me in a coffee shop: oh this kombucha has chromium in it that sounds like an element or something wow

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Important: just witnessed a cat being walked on a leash

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Yall I'm watching PBS for the first time in like 15 years and all these science shows got me hella turnt, rock on PBS

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Just had a jehova's witness come to my door ask me if I had been saved. Is this adulting

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NOT seen in Chicago airport: the plane I'm supposed to get on

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Seen in Chicago airport: two Asian dudes shoulder bumping each other and threatening to wrestle each other. Better than #Pacquiaovmayweather

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Seen in Chicago airport: 2 Amish people walk off plane. Feel like that's the start to a joke

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Seen in Chicago airport: 43 year old man who got way too drunk before his flight. Has the hiccups

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Being back in Texas for thanksgiving is a challenge to see how much whataburger, cane's, and tacos I can eat in a few days. Oh and turkey

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See everyone in Vegas https://t.co/jCZA5tCwOk

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Congratulations @boudreauxjp 🎉 You have won a pair of 3day tickets to the #USA7s, March 2016. Well… https://t.co/4cdkUgKcOe

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In case you haven't heard, the pope is dropping a mixtape in November

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Leaving Texas today to start the rest of my life and I'd be lying if I said I'm not terrified. But also so excited. Bring it on Detroit.

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RT https://t.co/Au98aL3yFB

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When you're 95% sure you have a third cousin on the flight with you but you don't want to say something and be wrong and be weird

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Life update: I just bro hugged the delivery driver for my couch

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PSA: there's hardly a line at Franklin BBQ if you want crazy good food