Bougie Fever

she/her I am a developer, mother, and wife -- in no particular order.

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@nieshatrout The apologize to the whole entire world, but not to the actual people who were impacted by their shitty letter. Why?

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@buitengebieden 😆

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@cbwbird @RpsAgainstTrump He probably does not know any verses, and this is how to cover up his ignorance so the religious people don't see that he doesn't care one bit about the bible. Certainly not enough to actually read it. Ever. Even once. Much less find a favorite verse.

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@adamwlarson If someone in the group was born on Feb 29, that probably throws off the prediction

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@adamwlarson ... googling the Birthday Paradox ...

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@krassenstein Has she heard of the Civil War? Seems like she's trying to start a new one. Didn't she learn what happened last time?

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@ProstheticLeg3 @WallStreetSilv Who claims to be single!

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@WallStreetSilv They're dating the men. The men don't consider themselves to be in a relationship though bc they aren't as committed as the women.

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@badcharts1 As they say, correlation != causation

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@alvinashcraft FedEx managed to deliver my package to the wrong place when the destination was the UPS store. Like the nail salon looks like the UPS store. I hope they are enjoying my rug.

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@krassenstein Remember when Trump wouldn't get out of the car to honor WW1 soldiers because it was raining? He was afraid his hair would get messed up. Can you imagine him going to a war zone?

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@maddoxrules So Elon is a humorless prick? Who would have guessed?

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@adamwlarson And people get all worked up about "quiet quitting". Maybe if we weren't just thrown away after giving up everything to make someone else's business a success, it wouldn't be a thing. I had a similar situation. Delivered a product Friday afternoon then let go right after checkin

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@jaffamonkey My husband had a strange way of holding the phone when I first met him. He would hold it to his ear like normal people, but then he would angle the mic side up towards the ceiling. It turns out he's also a loud talker, so I suppose that was why, but, sheesh. Almost broke up.

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@SjamaanN 4

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@ropman76 If you want to become a better singer, just listen to recordings of yourself until you no longer cringe.

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@codinghorror Chopsticks. It's an Indian movie about a young woman whose car has been stolen by a mob, and her efforts to get it back. Also, there's a goat. It's very entertaining.
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