Ox-Cart Man

Catholic. Vice President of the Nouveau Un-American Activities Committee.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun

Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was

[AJ 🇻🇦 @c0ntrabane]

hot take but i think the fourth verse of the Star Spangled banner should be the national anthem instead of the first verse

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation
Then conquer we must when our cause it is just
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! 🇺🇸

[AJ 🇻🇦 @c0ntrabane]

like dude this absolutely mogs the current anthem, especially the In God We Trust part

[officer_friend🌲 @AnonPresby]

Study finds that drinking booze rules

[Cash_Nicholson @Cash_Nicholson]

America is God’s favorite country in the whole wide world

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

Tonight I saw an eagle fly low in front of the house. It’s independence weekend, baby

[Robbert Leusink 🇳🇱 @robbertleusink]

The Vatican is now just making things up.

Even actual schismatics, like Copts, Eastern Orthodox etc. have valid marriages and confessions.

Validity does not flow from the Pope figure.

Another example of Vatican II managerialism.

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

Just like in football, tonight Travis Kelce scores a 6

[Diomedes Appreciator @HomericFuturist]

Everyone knows what an American is

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

Powerful councils are being held. The world is not as it was.

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

@KarnesMellagio @j3lqingt0n More like

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

Here’s a poem i LIKE

If everything is lost, thanks be to God
If I must see it go, watch it go,
Watch it fade away, die
Thanks be to God that He is all I have
And if I have Him not, I have nothing at all
Nothing at all, only a farewell to the wind
Farewell to the grey sky
Goodbye, God be with you evening October sky.
If all is lost, thanks be to God,
For He is He, and I, I am only I.

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

@WKBW Was it Josh Allen?

[Ox-Cart Man @boundbrass]

@ChristianHeiens @j3lqingt0n “Lesson in there”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

No more constitutional lawyer faggot Supreme Court nominees

I want John “Adolf Hitler” Johnson from Mobile, Alabama writing majority opinions that say “idk what the constitution says but Mexicans aren’t Americans and neither are their kids”

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If your rule of constitutional interpretation leads you to conclude your nation must destroy itself then your rule of constitutional interpretation is wrong.

[FrogButt @butt_watermelon]

Time to pack the court with nothing but 100 of my most deranged mutuals.

[tweets, but heroic @thethirtysixco]

they’re calling it the greatest evolutionary chart of all time