kash

names Kash, call me bourbon Kash

[kash @bourbonKASH]

“You look happier” thanks my baseball team fucks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

THE RED SOX MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN! 8 straight! #162er #dirtywater

4-0 white sox
4-2 white sox
5-2 white sox
5-5 tie
7-5 white sox
7-7 tie
9-7 white sox
9-9 tie
10-9 white sox
10-10 tie
11-10 white sox
11-11 tie
12-11 RED SOX

[kash @bourbonKASH]

A wise man cuts for the summer, a genius cuts for welcome week #freshmen

[Dale “Eater” Bocks, CPA @DaIesDeadBug]

Just messaged my manager “lank” instead of “lmk” 👍

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[kash @bourbonKASH]

true

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis

[Michael “Siberian” Whitmore IV @buckheadmichael]

Call me gay but rack size doesnt really move the needle for me and i find small tits kinda chic

[Rich @RAKcity27]

Boone saying on Stanton “it was good to see him outdoors and moving” like he’s recovering from fucking polio.

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Kash is intrigued

[Ferris “Boozer” Bueller @FerrisBoozer]

Gay son takes the kickoff to the house with 3 seconds left in the game. It might be over folks

[kash @bourbonKASH]

@candickowens Only if there’s bourbon!

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Imagine being in middle school and you just see Karl Malone take your crush

[kash @bourbonKASH]

@candickowens Because I’m with women!!

[kash @bourbonKASH]

IM HORNY

[kash @bourbonKASH]

the retard in me senses the retard in you

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Do I soak a 5.5 tomorrow

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Slice your balls off in a guillotine or have a political conversation with a Wesleyan girl?

[kash @bourbonKASH]

@candickowens @Latinonf I feel attacked

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Kash is in!

[Ari “Sack Chaser” Gold @AriGoldsBurner]

I’m doing this new challenge 75 chud, it’s like 75 hard except you don’t workout, you don’t eat clean, you don’t read, you just eat yummy food and drink beer with your friends

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Imagine doing that

[kash @bourbonKASH]

Imagine keeping a straight face if a woman cop pulls you over