Engorged Washington

[Engorged Washington @bout2bustfr]

Me when I'm a B-17 Flying Fortress over Germany

[quarter roy @deadinfluencers]

Fuck AA

[Engorged Washington @bout2bustfr]

I'm twonkin

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This tracks, it looks exactly like Shane Gillis

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

New Englanders when you go more than 20 miles inland from the coast

[Engorged Washington @bout2bustfr]

Long term space travel? Naw. I'm working on some long sperm face travel

[Engorged Washington @bout2bustfr]

My frontal lobe is completely deteriorating. Soon I will be a beast.

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@alienanteater Where is it's mother, bastards

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@voltfriend I like it

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That legislator? @Howlingmutant0

[Tiresian Laddie @TiresianLaddie]

A state legislator proposed an amendment in 1921 to legally classify all Chinese men as "girls under eighteen".

[Engorged Washington @bout2bustfr]

Oh me? I'm just catching up on my Reader's Guygest subscription.

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@ElroyFudge This is fake

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@Womp_Tomp Fuckin may as well be these days with how FUCKING FAT THESE HOES HAVE GOTTEN

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Let's put a hundred thousand pins in that

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@johnadams91000 I try to live my life as joyfully and helpfully as possible but I see absolutely no reason to stop being racist

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Ramming my wiener into chicks like it's an angry tortoise

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@CavemanSenator I'm with you on this one

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@deadinfluencers Ya he's the man. Bukowski has been my top guy after I grew up enough to realize Allen Ginsberg was not my kind of dude.

Maybe someday I'll grow out of Bukowski but I'm only getting older and drunker so I dunno about that.

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@HapistRitler What the fuck is that nigga on about

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The White Boy's harvest will be bountiful this year

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@nvolpewild mfer stanced up like 🦧