Emmy Bouvier

I can't decide if I want this to be a funny twitter or a serious one. The myth of having it all, am I right ladies?

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

@toribartow Of Course. I love to share my feelings

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

I had some feelings. I have some feelings. https://t.co/ttdIrPJPAq

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

If I've learned anything from #HamildocPBS, it's that @Lin_Manuel dresses like a hs teach and is unapologetically himself #nerd<3 #thankyou

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

being single in 2016 is like do I really know you in real life, or I have I just seen your face so many times on okcupid

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

Talk about a productive monday morning, I just spent 25 minutes deleting over 2,000 emails. #imwithher

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

that was the worst episode of scandal I've ever seen #debate

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

Trump doesn't know Russia. What's Russia? Where's Russia? He doesn't know Russia. He's never had borscht! #debate

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

@pendi22k ugh I've seen all the episodes on netflix

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

when do you find someone who wants to watch house hunters with you and eat cookies on a Friday night? #askingforafriend

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

it's really tough to go to bed before the sunsets. #wildlife

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

today a 5 yr old came up to me, affectionately held my hand and said "Ms. Bouvier, I want to cut you up and eat you" #teacherproblems

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

In Queens. So many people wearing khakis in a non work setting. Interesting.

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

Guys I'm about to take the G train for the first time. #bigstepe

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

I hear everyone on #chopped say "it's the hardest thing, I've always watched, never knew how hard" blah blah Still think I could do it.

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

Is it only in the teaching profession that ppl have full on conversations in the bathroom? #letmepeeinpeace

[Annie Butts @AEButts14]

"i picked up these free books on the ground, and statistically, a rat probably used them as a pillow last night, so i'm gonna wash my hands"

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

I have never hated something more then having to go to bars and talk to people. I'm a terrible 24 year old.

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

I'm like 100% certain the guy across from me on the train has birds in his bag. they chirping up a storm. #mta #weirdweekforcommutes

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

the guy next to me on the bus is listening to a discman. I'm intrigued. Mix cd, one artist? Will I ever know?

[Emmy Bouvier @bouvi22e]

has anyone figured out how to get the these U2 tracks off their iPhones?!?? #askingforafriend