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"Booty iz mo impotant than uhhh... 🤔 drankin wata"- fleece johnson

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What you see vs what she sees

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@T_Tackett91 @emilylucilleee

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@T_Tackett91 is our beloved donald trump back on here?

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@T_Tackett91 hey

[Zia Rahman @Ziarahman_13]

@JudeWTH So if Usain Bolt identifies himself as a woman, he then suddenly becomes a woman and can compete in women's athletics no matter what, possibly beating all the other women? If so, I have no more questions. If not, what woud make him a woman really, that is, what is a woman?

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Im tired of coming home from work to see that my cat hasnt done shit all day

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The more manly a vehicle a woman drives the more affairs shes having

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

17 years ago today.

Leeroy Jenkins was born

@StoolGametime https://t.co/DfRShGKs43

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

https://t.co/vckVoxNZkS

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Alexa give me a handjob

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If Elon Musk buys Twitter, I’m moving my mother in law out of my house:

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Alexa is just everyones computer wife karen

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I am drunk and back on twitter