Rando

Just a rando making his way to Degen Island

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@BtVernacular Watch the movie Upgrade.

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I'm going full Karen if that comes out when I order a Caprese salad.
(Credit The Chive for the pic)

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@WellBuiltStyle Good fit but the backwards hat is suspect. Two reasons to wear a hat backwards: you're going fast or sucking dick.

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@Breaking911 Beginning of the end for New York. Greatest city in the world and they allowed that to happen. Like watching Rome fall in real time.

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@jamesJS26 @Breaking911 You know why

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@bronzeagemantis

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Never been a better time to mend US-Canada relations than a collab with Crown and Coke. Happens in bars every night in both countries. Let's make it official.

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The new(ish) Crown Royal bottle is an improvement. No annoying plastic to remove from the cap and a longer neck to make pouring easier.

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The new(ish) Crown Royal bottle is an improvement. No annoying plastic to remove from the cap and a longer neck to make pouring easier.

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@kurtmetzger She was solid in A League of Their Own. Only thing I remember her in.

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@LearnToToad Good starting point. Only go up from here.

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@BrianRoemmele

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@billybinion Is it "beyond horrific" because he was deported or deported to Haiti?

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@BudLightSadness "it come from together"

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@BowtiedSumerian @FWPlayboy

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@ScottRo83866595 Sick. What kind of cheese sauce?

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

1992 Dilbert Classics Week

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I play fantasy football. It is fun. I do not like to talk about fantasy football. Boring if not your team. Most fantasy talk is boring.

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@WomanDefiner At least they got the stars and stripes numbers right. I would've spread the stars out behind the tent like the night sky.

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@IfindRetards The retard is the person filming.

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@zellieimani