𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑.

𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝝄𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝝄𝒖𝒏𝒅, 𝒑𝒓𝝄𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝝄𝒓 𝒓𝒊𝝂𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝝄𝒏𝒈 — @GunfireRiver

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

https://t.co/pO7iNSa0UQ

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

@GunfireRiver ….. yes….

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

# river hates me 💔

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

@classyscngs @GunfireRiver That’s not what you said though…

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

@GunfireRiver Not you, my other wife. You’re safe for now

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Why?! Why why why?!

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

I mean I can burn those too?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Well I only have my shirt and socks left now that you burnt the rest!

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Oh well in that case Mr. Flirty, remove your clothes

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

If you wanted me to remove my clothes all you had to do was ask! Don’t ruin my favourite pants.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

*throws lighter at him* And now?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Am not! My pants aren’t on fire!

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Liar liar pants on fire

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Terrible signal, sorry love

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

Having to carve his whole government name out....

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Hiatus resumes, too overwhelming being here 🙃

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

…. How long were you stood behind me?

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

If you tell me? *she taps her foot*

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Ah! River! My darling wife, you see…

Technically with the time difference it hasn’t been that long… technically… but… I almost DIED!

It’s good to be home.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

*clears throat*

If I tell River I almost died whilst I was away, do you think she will forgive me for how long I was gone?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

@GunfireRiver @ClassyScng

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@GunfireRiver @ClassyScng

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

I… fair point…

I hate that you do this. I’m trying to be cross here.

[River M. Song (Parody) @BespokeSong]

I'd say I'm sorry....

But it's nice to know what it feels like to have a protective mother

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑. @bowtiesandrules]

Wha— HOW?!