matthew smith

flipping brick houses, call it real estate. #ISellHouses #Realtor

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@NRO @KatTimpf Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. You mean there are still zoos, and poaching, and sociopathic children biting the heads off of now FREE animal crackers?!

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[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@TwitchyTeam Uncaging these glorious creatures is just a drop in the bucket. How do we address the YUGE societal problem we face with kids biting the heads off of free, wild animals? Isn’t that considered poaching? #TakeAFakeStand

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@darrenrovell Victory! Millions of beautiful creatures returned to their natiral uncaged environments. Wait, so now what do we do about all these sociopathic kids biting the heads off of wild animals? This is an outrage.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@aldotcom How are these animal crackers going to make it in the wild, with no adjustment period? We can’t support this. We’re switching back to Teddy Grahams.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@jonfavs I ee

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@jonfavs

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@EHRutland1017 @cfmason1 @TLMartinJr @brodie_james The man certainly knew how to make other grown men pee in their pants back when I was in college. And he may have even helped save our lives 💯

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 the Fabio of the NFL without a doubt is Clay Matthews.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 are we gonna do an entire hand replacement segment and not mention the classic appendage film Idle Hands?? #thisaintdominosyoulazybitch

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@LeBatardShow Greg Cody makes use of the phrase "a barrel of fun" in a discussion on millennial takeover of sport and y'all just gonna let it slide.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

My roster:

Mariota, O
Dalvin Cook, O
Ty Montgomery, O
Julio, O
Tyler Eifert, O

One hell of a last hour. 🚽🆘
@MatthewBerryTMR @FieldYates

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

@willcain @NateBoyer37 Way to muddle up a good narrative with facts 🙄

[Will Cain @willcain]

Mazzant asked NFL three times how different aspects of the process weren't "unfair". NFL didn't have good answers.

[Will Cain @willcain]

I think lawyers overvalue thinly sliced nuanced arguments when status quo & power guide decisions. But these lawyers think Zeke wins.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

The boo boo whisperer.

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

Doing so well and of course, STORAGE FULL 🤦🏻‍♂️#EasyAsABC

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

8 months, 10 days... Binks goes mobile. 😍 @rgascans

[matthew smith @bowtiesnbirdies]

I'm back! #TakeMeBackTwitter

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

Obama has a history of tapping & hacking his friends and rivals https://t.co/XbwyNSwTXg #NSA #PRISM #Merkel #Sarkozy #BanKiMoon #WTO #Trump