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[👽.🛸 @user492577792]

When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it

[Roony @Roonysters]

Oui oui, im having a panique attacque

[Hebsiba @MissGatheca]

That gym babe moved back and made her relationship her whole personality.

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[arooj @rooojayy]

“i kissed her & then went to hell so that i could brag to the devils that i've seen heaven”

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"If You Have a Problem, That Means It Can be Solved. If It Cannot be Solved, Then It Is Not a Problem. It Is a Reality to be Accepted."

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever

[destiny🔮🕷️ @nahbroaintnoway]

my parents are so gay we playing laser tag and they on opposite teams why tf i keep finding them kissing?????? get in the mf game omg

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

“I got married so that I can fuck.” Classic christian depravity.

[Feranmi @Blaqk_DOT]

"The deepest love is knowing someone who sees everything you tried to hide and somehow makes you regret only one thing: that you ever hid anything."
With you, there is nothing to hide.

~ Dostoyevsky.

[mery ☾︎ ִ ֶ֢࣪⋆ @kbyefornauw]

el arte de irse aun queriendo quedarse

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

oct, nov, dec are basically fri, sat, sun

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

There are a lot more men that need to admit this

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don’t respect a single soul in that room. I’ve had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing bc my disdain was read as confidence ( this is not a tip though )

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

your ex is out there repeating your philosophies to some new person who now thinks they're deep.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Delivery fee is where I decide if I really want that thing or not

[𐙚 @lilmissbbybear]

full time whimsical girly girl

[S4 @s4manfa]

you see fine shyt on tiktok then realise they’re posting on tiktok

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.